I don't want to go overboard, here, but I would dynamite a pet store to make that happen. Sadly, I don't think the big fella can do the travel anymore. My understanding is that's why he basically never does games anywhere but the West Coast, these days.

Doesn't matter had sex

Obligatory:

OK, sure. Kawhi is now a choke artist and his legacy is ruined. Hope you're happy.

So Bill is so much more awesome than his amazing commentary suggests:

I just want everyone to know right the damn hell now that if you say anything bad about Bill Walton in these comment streets, you will answer to the banhands.

All that needed was the And-1 megaphone guy yelling "OH BABY! OH BABY! UNCLE DREW!"

What the absolute fuck?

This video has one of the only funny YouTube comments I've ever seen:

This is incorrect. The only argument in Nash's favor is the overall career one: he played 18 seasons at a very high level, and Paul hasn't yet and probably won't. The last time Nash was undoubtedly better than Paul was when Paul was a 21-year-old second-year player and Nash was an 11-year veteran. Every season since…

Listen. John Stockton was a nice player. He had a great career. You are an insane person if you think he was as good as Chris Paul.

Chris Paul is, and has always been, better than either of those two.

I'm from Utah. Stockton and Malone are all we have. :-/ It's very personal. Don't judge me.

*Best pg since John Stockton.

No, he/she is saying that if she looked like Beyonce it wouldn't be that way

I'm meeting you halfway, you stupid hippies!

As an Eagles fan in his early forties, I can tell you for a fact that I'm getting too old for this shit.

Rumor has it the Packers released A.J. Hawk to avoid a similar suit from the producers of Mask.

Nice. Also your user name is excellent.