Mike Conley is going to retire as the best player to never make an All-Star team, isn’t he? That poor bastard.

I think we’re at a point where we have a generation that doesn’t fully understand how incredibly important and amazing Mary Tyler Moore and Carol Burnett were. Without them, you never get Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. You never get Jessica Williams and Broad City. Moore was so damn talented, and you could argue she…

That’s a great theory.

Except that’s not what I’m saying at all. I simply pointed out that lumping people for whom it was damn near impossible to vote with people who easily could have and chose not to is insensitive and shows a tremendous bit of privilege. Also, it’s not “disingenuous” if I actually did believe that, which I don’t.…

See, I think maybe they kept him from saying “You found me out AGAIN” because that would have ruined the surprise that they’ve been doing this for a while. Either way, it’s interesting to think about.

Having Wheat Thins at No. 1 is the whitest opinion this site has published since you guys said Pittsburgh, Boston, Portland, and Providence were all better cities than Atlanta.

Yes, fuck all of those people for whom voting became significantly more difficult after the repeal of the Voting Rights Act. And definitely fuck those people who couldn’t wait on five hour lines — lines that are designed to be that long in order to keep them from voting — because if they did they’d have been fired…

Also, Ted Danson has had the best television career of anyone over the last 35 years.

Outside of Atlanta, this was the best new comedy TV gave us in 2016. The entire first season was just one long Twilight Zone episode. It shouldn’t be possible to pull off a 6 hour long Twilight Zone episode, but they did it, and it was brilliant. I can’t remember the last time a network TV comedy had a first season…

I don’t know what’s made me angrier: the “When Mommy Has To March” hot takes from men, or the white women bragging about how there were no arrests at the D.C. march — and posting pictures and videos of themselves giving high fives to cops — without realizing why they weren’t arrested. It must be real nice, white…

But that’s my point. He is one of the five best catchers ever, and the other four catchers on that list should have been first ballot too. Yogi Berra, who won 13 World Series titles and three MVPs, went in on the second ballot.

I’d throw Gary Carter in there too. Ten straight All-Star Game appearances, and 11 total. Plus he had a slightly higher career WAR than Pudge, and in three fewer seasons.

He played for the Yankees from 2001 to 2008. The Yankees won the World Series in 2000 and 2009.

...Yeah. That’s happened to me too. More than once. It’s so fucking weird to hear.

This just stunned me: Pudge is only the second catcher ever to get into the Hall his first year on the ballot. How the fuck is that even possible?

It’s still kind of jarring to me when white people say it. I don’t know why I’m not used to it yet.

If anyone ever tries to question why you hate Steve Harvey, just show them this. He’s a pathetic excuse for a man:

I feel like this breaks down along racial lines. I think of cock as a white people word. You may sometimes, but rarely, hear a black man say it, but I have never in my life heard a black woman say cock. Even thinking about saying cock feels so weird to me.

People care about the Carolina Panthers?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…