He’s kind of like Clint Eastwood, in that he’s been old for so long now that we tend to forget how ridiculously good looking he was at his peak.

This is such a silly and easy joke, and it made me laugh so hard. Bless you.

New Frontier was the best Hal Jordan story ever, the best Martian Manhunter story ever, arguably the best Barry Allen story ever, and one of the best Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman stories of the 21st century. Along with All-Star Superman and Gotham Central, it’s one of the three best series the DCU has produced in…

And the person trying to stop them from fighting and calm Barry down is Big Shot, the Punisher parody who’s gone through extensive therapy to help him get over his anger issues. The whole thing is a brilliant commentary that also happens to be hilarious.

It took 33 games for the Cubs to lose two in a row. The last team to go this deep into the season before losing two in a row was the 1929 A’s. The Cubs are really, really fucking good. I’m a Mets fan, and the Mets are probably the second best team in baseball, and yet they’re still so damn far behind the Cubs it’s…

I was optimistic about this show because Rachel Nichols is great, but The Jump is so, so bad. It’s not her fault, though. The show sucks mostly because she regularly has people like Tracy McGrady on, and they tend to say dumb shit like this.

Since we’re talking about his connection to the NBA, Paul Pierce named his son after Prince.

Outside of God Shammgod, that might be my favorite NBA name ever.

If you had told me, back in 2002, that Steve Blake would have a much better NBA career than Juan Dixon, I’d have laughed at you. But here we are.

I’m not a Mariners fan but I love Felix Hernandez, and it didn’t really hit me until last year that he’s not going to get to pitch in the postseason in his prime. Between that and the fact that he plays in the Pacific Northwest, most fans are probably never going to appreciate how absurdly good he was. That’s so…

It’s a really good idea for a movie and it has a solid cast, but it looks so bad. That’s such a waste.

Exactly what I came here to say. George was widely considered to be the third best player in the NBA what feels like a week ago. Then he had one of the worst injuries we’ve ever seen, arguably came back even better, and yet now he might not even crack the top 10.

“I am confused with Bernie Sanders’s stance on guns. He seems to be anti-gun everywhere except Vermont. Bernie doesn’t care who gets a gun in Vermont. There are no black people in Vermont.”

“College” is the moment when The Sopranos went from “Oh, this is a good crime drama” to “Holy shit, this is going to be one of the best television shows ever made”.

Best book (or comic) you’ve read so far this year?

“The defense is still struggling, but overall, it’s the best this iteration of the Cavs have ever looked.”

All the information in this article, and the only thing that stands out to me is how corny Jay looks standing next to her in that picture from the Met Gala. You’re that rich, and your wife looks that dope, and yet you STILL can’t find a tux that fits you properly? Come on, man.

To be fair, it’s not like Detroit or Cleveland bring in top tier free agents either, LeBron is the best player since Jordan, and he couldn’t get people to go there. There are really only about three cities in the NBA that can bring in the best free agents in the game, with occasional exceptions.

Settle down, Grandpa Simpson