Outside of God Shammgod, that might be my favorite NBA name ever.

If you had told me, back in 2002, that Steve Blake would have a much better NBA career than Juan Dixon, I’d have laughed at you. But here we are.

I’m not a Mariners fan but I love Felix Hernandez, and it didn’t really hit me until last year that he’s not going to get to pitch in the postseason in his prime. Between that and the fact that he plays in the Pacific Northwest, most fans are probably never going to appreciate how absurdly good he was. That’s so…

It’s a really good idea for a movie and it has a solid cast, but it looks so bad. That’s such a waste.

Exactly what I came here to say. George was widely considered to be the third best player in the NBA what feels like a week ago. Then he had one of the worst injuries we’ve ever seen, arguably came back even better, and yet now he might not even crack the top 10.

“I am confused with Bernie Sanders’s stance on guns. He seems to be anti-gun everywhere except Vermont. Bernie doesn’t care who gets a gun in Vermont. There are no black people in Vermont.”

“College” is the moment when The Sopranos went from “Oh, this is a good crime drama” to “Holy shit, this is going to be one of the best television shows ever made”.

Best book (or comic) you’ve read so far this year?

“The defense is still struggling, but overall, it’s the best this iteration of the Cavs have ever looked.”

All the information in this article, and the only thing that stands out to me is how corny Jay looks standing next to her in that picture from the Met Gala. You’re that rich, and your wife looks that dope, and yet you STILL can’t find a tux that fits you properly? Come on, man.

To be fair, it’s not like Detroit or Cleveland bring in top tier free agents either, LeBron is the best player since Jordan, and he couldn’t get people to go there. There are really only about three cities in the NBA that can bring in the best free agents in the game, with occasional exceptions.

Settle down, Grandpa Simpson

If the Raptors lose this series, they have to do something, but I have no idea what that something could be. Toronto doesn’t draw great free agents, and they’re too good a regular season team to get a high draft pick. Ujiri really doesn’t have a lot of options. I’m not sure what they can do to improve, outside of…

Barack: “Michelle, we have a few months left. What else can we do to both inspire black youth and infuriate racist white folks?”

The worst year of basketball in my adult life, and it’s not even close.

I said the same thing when he horribly misplayed that ball in game 3 of the NLCS. Even as a Mets fan, I felt bad for him. It’s one thing to be a terrible fielder, but it’s another thing to literally not know how to field the position. The former is bad, the latter is dangerous. Schwarber has no idea how to play the…

/adjusts bigger nerd glasses

Villanova is playing in the National Title game tonight and it was announced that Iverson is going into the Hall of Fame. It’s also opening day, which is the only day all season the Phillies won’t be in last place.

Not only are the Cardinals in last place, but they’re winless in the month of April. Trash.