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And the only reason it kind of fell off after season five was because the actors who played Becky and Darlene got older and went to college, so they weren’t available as regulars on the show anymore. And even with that, seasons 6-8 weren’t pretty good (the less said about season nine, the better).

It drives me nuts that people forget how good, and how important, Roseanne was. More often than not, when someone says “I can’t believe they did that on network television, that’s so progressive”, I think “They did that on Roseanne 25 years ago”.

Yeah. That was a really bad Superman movie, but it wasn’t Routh’s fault. That was good casting.

But my point is that it’s not necessarily a bad sign, because it’s by design. George Clooney, Ben Affleck, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale and Val Kilmer have all played Batman. But Superman? Those were all guys who kind of just blend in. Even Christorpher Reeve, after playing Superman in four very popular films, had a

Brandon Routh played Superman in a film just 10 years ago, and most people don’t recognize him as Superman either. If you mentioned him, I think most people would say “who the fuck is Brandon Routh?”

Weirdly, I think that’s why he was cast to play Superman. You can’t put a big name, or recognizable, man in that role. You have to see him only as Superman, not as any other actor in any other role. He’s too much of an icon/brand.

Maybe this is weird, but I think part of the reason Windhorst gets so much hate is because he’s on TV a lot and he’s really, really bad on television. As a reporter, he’s better than most. But on TV, he somehow comes off as both awkward and incredibly smug. That is not a combination that endears you to anyone.

There are four states where recreational weed is fully legal. All four of those states are less than 5% black. I’m sure that’s some sort of crazy coincidence.

Do you think Drew Brees is a part of the scam, or that he’s being scammed? Put another way: is Drew Brees an asshole or an idiot?

“I made this clear, back when shorty used to braid my hair on the project stairs” is probably my favorite Bruce Springsteen line.

Yup. The ‘80s Cleveland Browns, specifically.

I’m a heterosexual man, but if I ever saw those two together I’m pretty sure I would throw my underwear onto the stage just out of general principle.

I’ve had several people tell me that this is the only time they’ve ever cried while watching a movie.

Friday was Draymond Green’s birthday. I’m willing to bet the Warriors were out partying pretty hard in L.A. last night. The whole squad played like they were hungover.

Damn. That’s Maseo’s son, and he’s a really likable kid.

“It’s not a man, woman, race, class thing”

If he got to play with a good quarterback for just a few seasons in his prime, he’s a Hall of Famer. As is, through no fault of his own, he probably doesn’t make it. He’s kind of this generation’s Tim Brown, except even Brown got a few years with great quarterback play.

You say “through an entire movie”, but why does it have to be that way at any point in the film? Why couldn’t she be a scientist from the beginning of the film? Why couldn’t Wiig or McCarthy be the one who worked for the MTA?

So just like in the original Ghostbusters, the three white people are scientists and the black person is a blue collar worker who admires their intelligence.

So, so much.