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Thank you! The only good thing about The Force Awakens was watching Daisy Ridley and Jon Boyega, who are charming as hell. Otherwise, I don’t understand the point of watching The Force Awakens if you’ve seen A New Hope.

Art is subjective. You can like anything you want, and anyone who says to you “how can you not like this thing that I like” is being an ass.

The six best closers in baseball, in no particular order: Wade Davis, Craig Kimbrel, Jeurys Familia, and the three closers on the Yankees. Yikes.

I’d honestly be less offended if he just directly said “Tamir Rice did this to himself by being black..” Because that’s basically what he said.

Oh wow, that’s a good point. I still think he was surprised there was alcohol there at all, but I hadn’t even considered your theory, and it’s a good one.

As much as I love Capaldi, it’s kind of maddening that the last two seasons have been largely void of fun. This episode was a welcome break break from that.

I had never heard that story about Rickey wanting to give everyone full playoff shares until a few weeks ago.

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As a kid I thought the gifts and food were the best part of Christmas. Now I realize it was listening to this Temptations song with my family. I miss those days.

Another woman in a similar piece was quoted as basically saying “I voted for him because I always vote Republican, and I guess I just didn’t think he’d actually roll back the Medicaid expansion and take my healthcare away.”

You act like only Deadspin is shitting on this dumbass comment by Wainwright. He basically said Heyward doesn’t have the balls to be a True Cardinal and Leader of Real Men, but to Wainwright’s credit he was smart enough to couch that garbage comment between faux compliments so people like you will think he was being

Five months later, and I still have no idea how Lucas Duda hit that ball out. Look at how far inside it is! That was one of the craziest home runs I saw all year.

I will never understand why The Americans doesn’t get more love. Outside of maybe Fargo, I can’t think of a show that I can say was definitely better this year.

LeBron James has won four MVPs, gone to five straight Finals, and once scored 25 straight points in an Eastern Conference Finals game on the road. But the greatest thing he’s done in his career was somehow take a 2-1 series lead in the Finals over a 67 win juggernaut out of the deepest and best conference we’ve ever

I know, but Votto makes them much better than the team that just lost three World Series games that they led in the eighth inning. If you bring on Votto, and win the World Series in the next two years, no one will mind that much when his salary inevitably becomes a problem. CC Sabathia is awful now, but he was

That won’t happen for the same reason the Braves wouldn’t send Andrelton Simmons to the Mets — they aren’t going to help another NL East team, especially not one that’s currently much better than them.

Exactly. The Wilpons might be the worst owners in baseball outside of Miami, and they should have been forced to sell the team years ago, but the arguments being made here don’t make much sense. Cespedes is probably going to get way more money than he deserves (though I wouldn’t have minded seeing them overpay a bit

I hadn’t seen the piece on Daria until today, and now I’m looking forward to reading it. I maintain that, outside of A Different World, Jodie and Mack are the best representation of black teenagers I’ve ever seen on TV.

Girl Meets World is a much better show than it has any business being. It definitely has its flaws - it might be the least subtle show I’ve ever seen - but it’s charming, Corey and Topanga are somehow still really good together, and the two girls who play the leads are legitimately great.

Here’s my almost completely baseless theory on what set Beckham off. In the last few weeks there have been far too many dumbasses on the internet saying all sorts of homophobic bullshit about OBJ’s sexuality, and I’m certain he knows about all that. And I think Norman and Finnegan did too, and they hurled gay slurs at

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Look at all the dumb shit this man says. There are very few entertainers I hate more than Steve Harvey: