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I’ll never understand why other Mets fans bitch so damn much. The Mets have won more pennants than every other expansion team. The Mets are one of seven expansion teams from the 1960s. They’ve won two world series, and the other six teams have won two combined. And they were a Carlos Beltran base hit away from

People tend not to take defense into account when discussing MVP awards, but I think Donaldson would get a pass on all the errors because that’s unusually high for him. After Arenado and Machado, he’s the best defensive third baseman in the game right now.

If you told me a few months ago that Noah would do better in his first Daily Show than Colbert did in his first Late Show, I’d have said you were nuts. But it happened. Noah was really good until the interview, which was awkward and felt pointless. He’ll have to work on that. But otherwise, that was an encouraging

For nearly 15 minutes of Trading Places, Dan Akroyd is wearing blackface. It’s a great movie on a number of levels, but man is it hard to watch in 2015.

Donaldson is probably getting it this year, especially if the Angels miss the playoffs. You could argue this is the first year since he came into the league that Trout doesn’t deserve the MVP, but it’s really close.

Firing Charlie Strong for the only NFL coach who has been accused of racism by multiple players is peak NCAA and peak Texas.

What college team do you think Chip Kelly will be coaching in two years? I can’t see any SEC team taking him. I’m guessing he ends up back in the Pac-12. Maybe Colorado?

Words like “perfect” and “brilliant” are completely overused these days, so I say this sincerely: the use of that Tubman quote in this situation was both brilliant and perfect.

I always think of Roseanne as a ‘90s show for exactly the reason you said, but you’re right. Roseanne was brilliant.

I think of Taxi as a ‘70s show, even though it aired in the ‘80s just as long.

Outside of Cheers, Golden Girls is the best comedy of the ‘80s. And if you wanted to say it was better than Cheers, I wouldn’t call you crazy. I’d disagree, but you can make the argument.

Two time honored American traditions:

As a Mets fan I was dreading this series. Not because I’m scared of the Nats, but because watching Collins manage against Williams is borderline depressing. You didn’t even mention that Terry double switched — in the fourth inning — for Kelly Johnson, who had already hit a home run off of Scherzer, who at that point

Skip still undefeated though!:

I almost wish Serena had done this so we could all spend the next five days reading a bunch of hilariously racist Hot Takes.

This has nothing to do with the story, but “louche” is such a great word.

“This town got a good president killed and took a bad president in after he started two goddamn wars.”

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I was talking to my friend’s step daughter, who starts high school this year, about music I listened to when I was in high school/college. I mentioned Outkast’s “Stankonia.” When she said she didn’t know it, I suddenly realized — Stankonia came out 15 years ago. She wasn’t born yet. Is there a word for when you cry

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I was listening to the Dead Presidents soundtrack today. “If You Want Me To Stay” is so damn good.