I checked out one random episode because Herbie Hancock was in it, then I decided to give a few other episodes a try. The pilot was awful, but I gave it a few more chances and it got a lot better. And even when it’s bad, Maya gets some legitimately great lines. She’s a sharp kid, and you can tell the girl who plays…

In 2005, the Bengals went 11-5, Carson Palmer played brilliant football, and the team went into the playoffs as a legit Super Bowl contender. On their first play in the postseason, Palmer completed a 66 yard pass, the longest completion in Bengals playoff history. Palmer blew out his ACL on the play, and was never the…

I don’t know why this is the first thing that came to mind, but...

So many people have no idea they had a second album, because for some reason it got very little attention. It’s not as good as the first, but that would have been hard to do — it’s really, really good. They actually had four albums, but only the first two feature all four members.

At their best, The Pharcyde were as good as damn near any hip hop group ever, and their second album never really got the attention it deserved.

My favorite defense people offer to justify violently beating children is “My mom/dad hit me and that’s what kept me off the streets.” As if those kids “running wild” in the streets weren’t beat by their parents too.

“As I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the wild.”

The truth is, most of these shows are rough when they first start. Wilmore was just as good in his first few months as Jon Stewart was in his first few. We just have less patience now because there’s so much competition out there. Also, Noah has bigger shoes to fill than Jon did, so people won’t be as willing to give…

I don’t feel too bad for A’s fans. Outside of the Yankees, they’re the only team in my lifetime to go to three straight World Series. And as long as they have Billy Beane, they’ll never suck for too long.

The fact that it started under Selig is what really stuns me. Selig literally used to brag about the fact that he didn’t have an email address, as if it was some kind of badge of honor. Whoever pushed for MLB to be this proactive on the internet — they went from the worst at it to being the best in just a few years —…

Sure, it’s partially luck, but that luck comes from his style of play. He’s #3 all time on the list of consecutive starts for a QB, and the guy at #2 is his brother. That’s not a coincidence. I don’t think “durability” is necessarily an inherent characteristic for either of them, but those two were taught how to avoid…

Here’s the thing about Eli. Of the three QBs in his draft class, he’s clearly the worst. But he’s also never missed a start in his career. So yeah, Roethlisberger is better, but 16 games of Eli is probably more valuable than 10 games of Ben, especially if one of the games he misses is a playoff game.

And that attention to detail in his fielding won him 18 Gold Gloves.

Goddamn it. I can’t stop laughing at this. He named 19 people!!!

Nothing beats Marreese Speights. Nothing.

I’m starring this partially because you’re right, but mostly for the Ronald Wimberly reference.

If I could photoshop a crying Superman holding a dead RGIII, I’d do it.

If you’re dumb enough to pay $12 for a sandwich — a fucking sandwich — you have much bigger problems than not getting sides.

Good god. Why was Leslie in Houston on MLK Jr. Day? I would be terrified to be in Houston on MLK Jr. Day.

“John, your No. 1 receiver is 53 years old.”