Has anyone listened to the new Dre album yet? I haven’t had a chance to, but I did revisit a few songs from 2001 today. I still love this track so much.

Do you think we’ll ever see a good Fantastic Four movie? There seems to be this notion now that it’s impossible to make one, which is just silly to me. As a concept, the FF isn’t any more outdated than Captain America.

“And wait until you see him play defense!!!”

I’m not normally one for absolute statements, but here’s one: Any man who refers to women as “females” is an asshole. There are no exceptions.

There’ll be 4,080 new thought pieces about Smith, but I don’t know what’s left to say other than “I really hope he gets the help he needs.”

He’s the only correspondent in the show’s history who I would say is unequivocally better than Jon. You can make a case for John Oliver too, and I think Jessica Williams might get there someday.

I wish “Jessica’s Feminized Atmosphere” got half the attention that other street harassment video from last year did. Not only was it brilliant and, you know, not racist, but it was obviously much better produced, and was on an incredibly popular television show.

Thank you. The Incredibles is the best FF movie we’ll ever get. Also, The Iron Giant is the best Superman movie we’ll ever get.

I’m happy whenever anyone recognizes a Top 10 reference. I love that comic.

We’re not that far removed from a time when Pop Warner and high school sports coaches would deny kids water for as long as possible, screaming dumb shit like “Water makes you weak!” while the kids were busting their asses running suicides under a blazing sun or in hot gyms. How insane is that?

I am sorry. I did not realize that where you are from, people never use any kind of slang, abbreviations, or otherwise shorten common words or phrases during informal conversation.

I’ve only ever heard “Whole Check.” Why doesn’t Whole Check make sense? People rarely, if ever, say paycheck anymore, unless you work for a bank I guess.

Look, if you’re going to build something that looks like a shitty 1960s Doctor Who villain, you don’t get to complain when someone trashes it.

The shot of him leaning over, tugging at his shorts and chewing gum while being completely pigeon toed damn near killed me.

First off, Molly, thank you for doing this. I look forward to reading the book.

“Peterson’s son says he deeply regrets the role that he played the night of the incident.”

At this point MLB needs to get rid of umpire warnings. They are almost never properly enforced, so they do more harm than good. Jim Wolf was a disaster yesterday, and Ned Yost saying he thought Wolf did an “excellent job” was hilarious.

I can’t remember the last time I was that happy about a regular season home run. It was like 40,000 people spent 4 hours collectively hugging him, and then he did that.

Exactly. And even though I know a player would be much more likely to see something like that than a writer or a fan, I still feel kind of stupid for never noticing it before now, because it’s so damn obvious.

The Jason Kidd comparison might be the most accurate description of LeBron’s game/body type that I’ve seen. I read that and instantly thought “Oh shit, he’s right. Why didn’t I ever notice that?”