If you asked Kobe what his starting five would be, he’d just tweet out an emoji of five rings, because he genuinely thinks that’s clever.

Say what you will about LeBron (I don’t understand the irrational hatred of him, but there’s no point in arguing about it) but in terms of athletes, he’s easily the best businessman since Jordan. The man fired his agent so he could hire his friends, every pundit in America either laughed at him or was just flat out…

I don’t get this move. We can debate his talents as a writer (I think he’s shit, but unlike a lot of other shitty writers, I understand why people like him), but I thought the majority of people agreed that he’s terrible on camera. HBO is giving a lot of money to a guy who has absolutely no appeal on TV. This is weird.

This game is in the bottom of the 9th now. If it ends 1-0, it’ll be the first interleague game ever where the only run scored was a homerun by the AL pitcher.

At what point in American history has it ever been in question whether or not white lives matter? At what point in American history has the government destroyed white bodies specifically because they were white?

Exactly. You can’t tell either of those two a damn thing now, because their success makes them think they’re right. Stephen A. complains about black on black crime, then goes and hangs out with Floyd Mayweather and sees absolutely no issue there. It’s madness.

The most amazing thing about Stephen A. and Skip is that they aren’t just trolling. They seem to genuinely believe all the dumb shit they say. They didn’t get rich by pretending to be stupid — they got rich by actually being stupid.

All you need to know about the way women are viewed in the comics/film industry is that Ant-Man got a solo film before any female hero. Fucking Ant-Man.

To be fair, those are both terrible comics. That initial Johns/Lee Justice League story is stunningly bad.

It didn’t get the attention that Promethea and League did, but Top Ten is so, so good.

Had a worse regular season record? The Clippers and the Rockets both finished the season 56-26.

I’d argue they were better than the Rockets last year, and still are. If Paul wasn’t hurt for the first two games, they may have swept the Rockets in the playoffs. The Thunder are probably better, but I’d say the only teams in the west who are definitely better than them are the Warriors and Spurs.

Hell yes. After Pudge and Yadi, he’s probably the best defensive catcher I’ve ever seen. If he was a white catcher playing in Boston, the media would have treated him like a superhero.

Am I crazy, or was Charles Johnson the last black catcher in the majors? I really can’t think of another.

Joe McEwing

Melvin Mora’s wife had quintuplets! God, I hope that cat saved his money.

The only thing that keeps me from being excited to see this movie is Bill Hader. I will never understand his appeal. Just like Jimmy Fallon, he isn’t the least bit funny or charming, but he gets to have a career because he’s a nice white guy who Lorne Michaels seems to like. The entire time I’m watching Trainwreck…

We’ll probably never again see an article about Bill Cosby that doesn’t mention the fact that the man is an habitual rapist. I wish that were the case for Woody Allen too.

Matt Harvey was so excited watching deGrom’s performance that he jumped out of his chair. He tore his ACL, and is expected to be out for 12 months.

deGrom’s performance was just nuts. He was a pitch away from an immaculate inning in an All-Star game. A fucking All-Star game. God damn.