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If L.A. trades for Boogie, I don’t see Love going there.

Well shit, if the guy behind Think Like a Man is involved, what could possibly go wrong?

The only thing stupider than trying to trade Cousins is going to other players and trying to convince them that Cousins is the problem.

This is so good:

I was really worried her new music was going to be disappointing, or she was going to try to sound “modern.” But she knows who and what she is, and that she’s dope, so all she has to do is be her.

I’d argue that, at her peak, she absolutely passed Madonna, at least in terms of the diversity of people her music reached and touched.

If someone in the stands ever throws a turtle shell at that mascot, I’m pretty sure I’ll never be able to stop laughing.

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I got a chance to see him live the year before he died. It was the best time I’ve ever had at a show. When he performed Pieces of a Man, I damn near cried.

Scherzer’s combined line over his last two starts: 18 IP, 1 H, 1 BB, 26 K. And the one hit he gave up during his last start was a bloop single that fell just over the second baseman’s head.

She’s doing a stereotypical white woman’s voice while pointing out the lack of POC in Wes Anderson’s films. The context seems to be there.

“Wes Anderson makes films about weird shit that probably a lot of black people aren’t interested in culturally.”

Seriously, that’s what we’re doing right now? We’re putting on capes for wealthy white men who have gotten several roles that they absolutely would not have been considered for if they weren’t white men?

He threw a similar pitch to Melky Cabrera that cut in instead of away. Cabrera ended up swinging at a pitch that damn near hit him in the face.

It is impossible to say anything on the internet about any NBA player without multiple people dropping in to somehow turn it into a way to criticize LeBron James. This article isn’t about LeBron, my comment isn’t about LeBron, and yet you still felt the need to say that. Honestly, what’s the point?

Draymond Green on the court annoys me. He’s a great player who worked his ass off to improve, but his constant complaining — both to the refs and to his own teammates — is something I can’t get past.

I’ll give you Steph and Green — I disagree, but you can certainly make an argument for them. But Klay? He had more fouls than points last night.

They were up by 15 when she started saying that. Then suddenly the Cavs knocked it down to four with one last run, and I kept thinking “Don’t make a liar out of Riley Curry’s mom, LeBron!!!”

It feels like the Warriors almost had to win this. Next year OKC will (hopefully) be healthy and have a better coach, they had amazing injury luck all season, they’re losing Alvin Gentry, and they had too much great fortune this postseason to blow it. Seriously, has a team ever faced four straight teams in the

“As much as I love Harris-Perry, her initial questions of “cisblack” and “transracial” echoes what many right wing pundits are saying, and using Dolezal’s performance as an excuse to belittle America’s transgender movement.”

“Oh, but if I tweeted out a picture of Skylar Diggins in her bra, that would be sexist right? Fucking hypocrites.” -MRA assholes all over the internet right now