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LeBron haters are going to turn this into some kind of “oh my god LeBron stop bitching” thing, but every player hates having the camera folks so close, and they’ve been having this argument for decades now. I’m really curious to see what happens during the off season, because they have to do something. How much money

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I’ve had Robert Flack and Donny Hathaway’s “Be Real Black For Me” stuck in my head non-stop since this Rachel Dolezal story broke. That’s a good thing, because I’d almost forgotten how great this song is.

Seriously, you guys should give Greg all of next week off. He earned it.

Damn, I completely forgot about that ATCQ Sprite commercial. That and the Kurtis Blow spot actually hold up pretty well.

Honestly, I think he was just exhausted.

The Warriors’ small lineup wasn’t working at first, but I think it all flipped when — as you pointed out — the Cavs started playing fast. If they stayed with the strategy they’d been using the last two games, and stretched that 7-0 lead out to something like 20-10, I think the Warriors would have said “Fuck, this

“Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES????”

The marriage retreat episode has one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever: “Queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies!!! Here’s your crown YOUR MAJESTY!!!”

Remember that time I stole all those watches from Sears?

Yeah, he said before game three that was the play he got hurt on.

Remember the deal JJ Barea got after the 2011 Finals? All it takes is one dumb GM, and there’s always one.

I think Samurai Champloo suffers from being not quite as good as Cowboy Bebop. It’s unfair, because SC is incredible, but whatever followed Bebop was more or less destined to fall short.

The amazing thing about the two Green fouls and the Iguodola hack is that they all happened with a ref standing RIGHT THERE, staring at the play happening four feet in front of him. It was just bizarre to watch.

Only slightly related, but this article “written by” Joyce Carol Oates remains one of the best things The Onion has ever done.

Shit like this is why Teju Cole quit Twitter.

I didn’t realize this until a few minutes ago, but that was the first time in franchise history the Cavs have won an NBA Finals game. I know Cleveland fans can be obnoxious, but can you blame them? Fuck, man. That’s rough.

I don’t think it was an “unspecified illness.” She said it was a bad case of the flu a few times.

At this point I’d say she’s undeniably the greatest American tennis player ever. People will argue for Sampras, but he really just dominated two tournaments (he never reached the French Open final, and only made the semifinal once). I’d also say she’s the best women’s player ever, though you can certainly make a great