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She really is more attractive with every passing year. It’s insane. I loved the X-Files, but I never thought she was as stunning as everyone made her out to be (I honestly thought that talk was mostly due to pervy fan boys). But now? Good god...

I know she didn’t show up too often, but Anna Draper was fantastic. I think she deserves more love.

I don’t know why, but I was apparently the last person on earth to find out that the kid who plays Glen is Matthew Weiner’s son. That explains everything.

Damn. I didn’t know that was her thing. I’ve never seen her do an interview with anyone other than Letterman, and she doesn’t really pull that on his show.

It’s definitely an amalgam of a bunch of celebs, but I think Blake gets it the hardest.

It never occurred to me until I saw this article that I never watched even a single minute of this show. Hell, until I saw this, I didn’t even know it had been canceled.

It kills me that more people didn’t appreciate Ferguson. He was so good.

I completely forgot about Regis. Good call.

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It’s mocking most late night interviews with women, but she specifically goes after Blake Lively. Not only with her fake name, but she directly quotes Blake telling David Letterman that she has a huge crush on him (to which Dave eventually responds “I’m three times your age”).

Julia Roberts was my guess for someone other than Murray, but she’s on Wednesday night. It’d be great to see Barrymore and Madonna make final appearances too, and having Sirajul and Mujibur back one last time would be fantastic.

Anyone have a decent guess as to who his final guest will be? Bill Murray seems the most obvious choice, but if it’s not him I have no idea who it would be. I thought having Jay Leno as the last guest would actually be kind of interesting (and I say that as someone who can’t stand Leno), but Ferguson did that.

Has anyone ever hit the ball as consistently hard as Stanton does? I’ve heard a few people suggest Roberto Clemente, but that’s about it. Stanton is ridiculous.

“Susan, you’ve got to get out of this apartment!”

Monty Williams is the new Mo Cheeks. He’s clearly a bad coach, but he’ll always get a chance because he’s a really likable guy. Everything he did for Ryan Anderson, after Anderson’s girlfriend committed suicide, continues to amaze me.

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Bob Marley died 34 years ago today. It’s hard to pick my favorite Marley song, but Satisfy My Soul is definitely high on the list.

Greg Hardy was suspended 10 games. His first game back? Against the Panthers. Tom Brady was suspended four games. His first game back? Against the Colts.

And fewer games than Terrelle Pryor got for getting free tattoos in college.

I know this isn’t directly related to the issue at hand, but look at that picture. Look at his face. Seriously, is there anyone cornier than Tom Brady?

This is also the same amount of games Roethlisberger was suspended for multiple rape accusations. So what Brady did is twice as bad as punching the mother of your child in the face (without video evidence), and equal to potentially attempting to rape multiple women.

There are so many people who love Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead who have never seen (or in some cases never even heard of) Spaced. I try my best to fix this whenever I can. Spaced is one of those shows where, if you’ve seen it, you feel compelled to share it with as many people as you can.