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I lost a little respect for Mo that day. Not because of the error, but because he threw Scott Brosius under the bus for his mistake that inning, which wasn’t nearly as bad as Rivera’s. For the most part Mo is a really good guy, but that was so fucked up.

Skyfall is like The Dark Knight: it's a great film as long as you don't allow yourself to think about the plot, because the plots for both films make absolutely no sense.

I’m kind of shocked they didn’t just say “Fuck it” and use a picture of Michelle Wie twerking for the front cover.

I saw the first five words of this post, and now I’m going to have that song stuck in my head all day. Goddamn it.

After Curry basically stole his soul on national TV, you knew Paul was going to shit on whoever he played in the next game. Poor Damian Lillard never had a chance.

Between the Gofundme set up for him and the money he was paid for the interview he did, Darren Wilson made about a million bucks for shooting an unarmed black kid. So, yeah, when I saw the headline for this article, my very first thought was “Shit, they are about to get PAID.”

I don’t think Boosters would pay her off since he’s already been kicked off them team. I just don’t see Saban bringing him back at this point.

Yeah, watching that show was like reading the comment section of a site where all the comments are in all caps. It had some good qualities, but it was trying so fucking hard to be loud. I’m really surprised it has the cult following it does.

Any reference to that episode deserves a +1.

We need clarity on "Morning Butt." Is he calling you a butt and wishing you good morning, or is he accusing you of suffering from Morning Butt?

Cassandra Cain was not only a great character, but she was the first woman of color to get her own title in DC Comics' history (I'm pretty sure Marvel hadn't had a WOC star in her own book up to that point either, which is ridiculous because they have fucking Storm, but I digress).

I'm really torn on Empire. On the one hand, I think it's an absolutely awful television show. I mean, it is hilariously bad. But as a black man, I'm also really glad it's succeeding. That coupled with the fact that, as bad as I think Empire is, BBT is even worse, this is good news.

"Look at how short his arms are. What a fucking weirdo." - Kevin Willis

First off, great avatar. Kelly Sue is the shit.

Yup. Conan was so awful early on that NBC was only giving him multi-week contract extensions. They were so close to firing him they basically said "Fuck it, we're only going to extend this for three or four weeks at a time. We're not financially committing to more than two months of this garbage."

I'm not even a Dragon Ball Z fan, but for some reason I love that Ronda Rousey is.

Have you read "Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?" It features a serious Mr. Mxyzptlk, and Alan Moore does a great job of saying "Hey, you know, this guy is fucking terrifying if you think about it."

This looks amazing and I'm going to buy it now. Thank you.

Seriously, are we absolutely sure Iggy Azalea isn't just a racist who's making money off of mocking what she thinks rap is? Because the evidence is really piling up.

I've said this a few times, but watching Jimmy Fallon is like going on a date with someone who never read a book, saw a movie, or met a person they didn't like. Or, as a friend of mine put it, watching Fallon is like watching an 8-year-old at his own birthday party. Even a puppy will occasionally come across something