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Has any NFL player ever played the free agency game as well as Revis? He's now gotten multiple huge contracts, and he got a ring, AND he didn't play that "Patriot Way" bullshit where a billionaire asks him to take less money and he agrees. He got a championship and left on his own terms. Revis is an American hero.

Isn't Locker the player who took a hard hit in college and thought he'd gone blind, until his coaches pointed out to him that his helmet was turned around and that was why he couldn't see? If so, Jake Locker is the best.

Sam Bradford has had multiple ACL tears and missed two full seasons. Kiko Alonso is coming off a torn ACL and missed a full season in college because of another serious knee injury. These are the two players Chip Kelly has traded for in the last seven days.

Off topic, but since I'm out of the grays here...

Zarif went to high school and college in San Francisco!! He got his masters degree in Colorado!

You mention Martin Luther King Jr., but wasn't MLK not present at the Bloody Sunday March? He was there shortly after, but the original march was led by John Lewis and Hosea Williams, no?

Chris Paul dropped 36 points and 12 assists last night, and held Damian Lillard to five points — just five fucking points — on 1 of 13 shooting. Lillard didn't make a single shot in regulation because Paul just flat out swarmed him on D. Meanwhile, even though Westbrook was doing alien level shit on offense, he gave

Finally putting Spider-Man on the Avengers always reminded me of the late '90s, when DC suddenly said "Wait, why have we never had Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern and the Flash on the JLA all at the same time? That's fucking stupid. Someone call Grant Morrison."

And before he morphed into Klay Thompson in that final 4:38, he only had five points total. How do you a) score 30 points in four and a half minutes, and b) only finish with 35 points despite scoring 30 in four and a half minutes?

Most extreme conservatives seem to dislike Jeb, which is why I think he's the only Republican candidate who has even a remote chance of winning the election. I don't think he will, but he has a chance, and that makes me nervous.

Chicago's new Gale Sayers. This just fucking sucks, man. He's still only 26. I feel terrible for that kid.

Agreed. Right now I think it's an okay show with occasional lows and amazing highs, but as you said, Colbert's show wasn't exactly great for the first few months. And everyone forgets it took a while for Stewart to really hit his stride (a few months in, I still thought Kilborn was better, and so did a lot of people

Star manages to be the rare radio personality who is somehow stupider and more offensive than even the worst sports radio talking head. I would actually be more comfortable listening to Colin Cowherd, which might be the worst thing I have ever said about another human being.

I'll never understand the Ben Wyatt and Ann Perkins hate. Yes, they're not that funny on their own, but that's the entire point. They're the straight men who are there to make everyone else funnier, or occasionally to make you realize how ridiculous everyone else is. If neither of them were around, the show wouldn't

I love that song and video, and the documentary on Fatlip that Spike Jonze did while filming the video is well worth a view if you haven't seen it. It's on YouTube, and I can't recommend it enough.

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The "jiggaboo" moment that Fox News lady had today got me thinking about Bizarre Ride II The Pharcyde, so I've been listening to that album all day. Also, apparently it's Kanye West's favorite album, which is weird to me for some reason.

Sure. Also, I know one white person who was unfairly harassed by police once, so that must completely disprove the notion that police disproportionately target people of color. After all, one is the largest sample size you need, even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

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Morgan "Driving Ms. Daisy" Freeman is definitely like that, and it's embarrassing and sad.

Every time I see Richard Jefferson play, I'm reminded that Jason Kidd dragged him, Kerry Kittles, Kenyon Martin, and Jason Collins to back to back NBA Finals appearances. The last decade in the Eastern Conference featured guys like Kidd, Allen Iverson and LeBron James dragging truly awful teams to the NBA Finals. God,