stochasticfats
Stochastic Fats
stochasticfats

And I think his teammates would mostly support him, which would make the hot takes even hotter.

Now I wish this commercial ended with Kevin Love freaking out after seeing a bucket of water.

"A fourth title for Belichick, making him the greatest coach of all time. (He definitely already is.)"

The best part about this was him saying to one reporter — really to all reporters — that if you want to talk to him about what he does in the "inner-city," then you should be willing to go there. Otherwise, stop pretending you give a fuck when you most likely don't.

I'm still waiting to find this mythical fan whose enjoyment of the NFL would somehow increase if Lynch gave bullshit answers to bullshit questions.

I know everyone is excited, but this casting makes me really nervous. If it's the same dynamic as the original Ghostbusters — the three white people are scientists, the black person is just looking for a gig and almost talks jive — this will be an offensive disaster. And since it seems like people expect Leslie Jones

LeBron looks much better, but this was still kind of a depressing game to watch because neither team runs anything even resembling an NBA offense. The only thing the Cavs do is run a pick and roll for LeBron or Kyrie, and they don't even do that particularly well. And Russ again took more shots than Durant, even

I feel like Ernie Banks was to his generation what Tony Gwynn was to mine. Incredibly talented, ridiculously kind, played his entire career on one team, and never complained even though that team never surrounded him with the talent necessary to compete. Banks played 19 seasons and never once made it to the

Agreed. The second you add an element of predeterminism to Spider-Man, you are missing the point of Spider-Man.

That sequence is so bad that it actually got Clyde Frazier to raise his voice. That's probably the most damning indictment possible.

"It's so far removed from any of this that it's safe to say it's completely irrelevant."

Thank you. There is no "last accepted form of prejudice." There's a football team called the Washington Redskins, for fuck's sake. It's legal in Arizona for a cop to demand ID from someone just for having the audacity to be Latino. Also, cops can still shoot unarmed black people and, you know, not go to jail.

"I Ain't Mad At Cha, DeAndre!" - Every corny sportswriter in America

Like a lot of people, I figured they'd play better this season than they ever have, after everything that went down last season/getting rid of Sterling. The Clippers make no damn sense this year, man.

The Bulls are the Clippers of the East. A really talented team that, on any given night, can either look fantastic or play like a group of guys who have never been together on a basketball court before. This season has been so weird.

Now playing

Given the day, Nina Simone's "Mississippi Goddam" seems appropriate

Fun fact: Only two Canadian-born players have ever thrown touchdown passes in NFL postseason history, and one of them is a punter (Ryan, obviously)! The other is Mark Rypien.

If you look at the replay, a few different Packers are telling him to go down. He actually ran a few steps before sliding because multiple players were telling him to. It's kind of like Chris Webber calling that infamous timeout — he got blamed, but half the people on his bench were screaming at him "Call a

It's worth noting that Tavaris Jackson made more money than Russell Wilson this season.