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Rodgers was ridiculously good this season and might be more fun to watch than any player since Randy Moss in his prime, but if he wins MVP over Watt, they really should just go ahead and change the name of the award to Most Valuable Quarterback (And Occasionally Running Back). Watt caught twice as many touchdown

Now that it's on Netflix streaming, I find myself revisiting a few scenes in Clueless on a semi-regular basis. It really is a great film. I can't think of a better teen comedy film from the '90s.

The idea that people were more inclined to keep their racists beliefs to themselves in the past is just not true, but I think people believe it is because for years those who control the message — who write the history books, and who go on TV to discuss such things — wanted us to believe it is. It's the same kind of

I hear this argument made a lot lately, and I'm not sure I understand it. People want to say that, these days, we're inclined to only communicate with those who hold our beliefs, but that's always been the case. It's one of the unspoken tenets that has driven America since it was founded. Do you think white American's

AJ Green is probably not the best example. He's only played in one more game than Beckham this season, and despite that extra game still has fewer receptions, yards and touchdowns than Beckham. Seriously, of all the people you could have used, Green was probably the worst choice.

You should go back and watch the last two seasons, because I thought they made it pretty clear where they were going with Asami and Korra's relationship. They start hinting at it from the first episode of season three (when Asami is teaching Korra how to drive). They develop the relationship more throughout the

I know I'm not the first person to say this, but it does seem like he probably has some sort of anxiety related issues. Watching the press conference he had to do before the Super Bowl last year was painful. I can't remember the last time I saw an athlete look so uncomfortable in front of the camera.

I think seasons three and four are right in that sweet spot after they realized Homer should be more of a focus than Bart, but before Homer became over-the-top obnoxious and approached being more annoying than endearing.

I know a few people who feel this way, and I always find it interesting that season three is the cutoff. I think season four still has the same comedic style/sensibilities that make season three work so well, but I'd argue the fourth season does it even better. And I think season two gets overvalued a bit because it

The Western Conference is Doctor Manhattan, and the Eastern Conference is Dollar Bill about to get lit up because he got his cape caught in a revolving door like a dumbass.

I meant in the Super Bowl era, but I didn't say that, so I owe the Luckman family an apology.

I think my favorite part about all of this is that Jay Cutler might legitimately be the best quarterback the Bears have ever had.

Update: The New York Daily News is now reporting that he passed away.

Bless you for this.

Aren't referees not supposed to wildly throw flags in the air like that anymore after a lineman on the Browns was inadvertently hit in the eye with a flag years ago, or am I making that up?

Look, I love Chappelle's Show too, but some people take those skits way too seriously.

It's almost as if the committee recognized that no matter who they chose between TCU and Baylor for the number four spot, they were going to get killed by fans and pundits, so they basically said "You know what? Fuck 'em both" and went with OSU.

It didn't occur to me until this week that the Cowboys' last three games were Sunday night, Thursday afternoon, then Thursday night, meaning they played three football games in 12 days. How the fuck does the NFL look at that schedule and say "Yeah, that's works"?

Since this is Portland, I imagine the protesters are marching to the Moda Center because the players on the Blazers are pretty much the only black people in the entire city.

How many point guards in the league would you take over John Wall right now? I've got CP3, Westbrook, Tony Parker, Steph Curry and, if he's healthy, Derrick Rose. Lowry is really good but not as talented, and Irving and Lillard are basically allergic to defense, though Lillard has gotten a little better. If I were