Send them where I send them. To your mom.

Torch always seems appreciative

We’re not good enough for Fancy Kristen to spend the energy at her diamond encrusted laptop to depress the keys on the keyboard to give a proper sendoff.

OK rude 

Kristen coming into work this morning like

Kristen Lee is so steadfastly opposed to lame-ass shit that she refused to stop making fun of me for months after she realized that General Tso’s chicken is my go-to order at a Chinese restaurant. She called me white as hell, a weenie from Ohio, and roasted my basic-ness.

Cheers to you Kristen. I always enjoyed your writing! Good luck in your future endeavors.

Fancy Kristen deserves a goodbye post too.

Uh, it was a collection of short stories by Flannery O’Connor.

This is 2020.  Remember that tears carry disease.

One thing I always liked about Jalopnik was that it had multiple women writing about cars and car culture. One by one, they all seem to have left.

Pour one out for a real one

This place just got a lot less fancy.

Nooooo!  You will be missed, Kristen.

And for that, she is now dead to us.

David, when things get back to somewhat normal, do you think you could get one of these and take it to the Silver Lake Sand Dunes? 

Oh right... BMWs used to be attractive.

Also, there’s this little virus going around that might prevent people from heading to dealers to buy a 155k car...

The last time they went 6-> 8-Series they introduced a new platform with a V12 which replaced a dated 15 year old platform. This was back in 1990, btw.