What you call tounge in cheek I call business as usual.

Trump: “Democrats want you to um...have one car, and it must be a Sebring! Only Sebrings...and only four cylinder Sebrings, but then...um...only bicycles! I heard their master plan is only walking, but no shoes or socks.”

When he means “Building all over Michigan” he really means all over Michigan, including finally building an auto plant on Mackinac Island. 

My grandmother always told me to be cautious of all radicalism (regardless of where it was coming from), gauge candidates as though it were a job interview and hire the one I think would be the best at the job. It’s really sad that idiotic statements like this would even be uttered intentionally by any mainstream…

Your good faith interpretation of his tweet is about as legitimate as Fox News’ interpretation of, well, anything.

Literally the whole point of this post is to figure out what people want to know so I can keep those questions in mind while riding it. 

Insects?

Having recently acquired one I gotta say it’s pretty sweet even if it barely fits in my garage and you can’t get in the passenger side when it’s in there and I look like an idiot trying to parallel park. Can’t wait to actually take it out somewhere and use 20% of its capability. 16 mpg definitely sucks though

That 1% is roughly equal to the vehicles that regularly use all 4-5 seatbelts or sports coupes that find themselves on the track. We should all ONLY buy what we’ll fully use, right? Sell the furniture you rarely use. How many dishes do you have that rarely leave the cabinet? Wasteful excess. Do you use more than a…

Helps keep the blinker fluid temp down. 

*Crosses Ram off list of current FCA vehicles*

Ford will probably double down and put a twin-turbo EcoBoost 2.5 in, because Ford.

What Hellcat equipped vehicles have always needed is less weight over the driven wheels, I’m glad FCA is finally doing something about it.

They’ve done it. The first Hellcat powered vehicle (aside from the original) that I would own.

My solution? I wear my sunglasses at night. That’s my plan, that’s my plan.

Neutral: I ride my bicycle with my toddler. Currently thinking about upgrading to a touring bicycle or a cargo bike to better fit her.

The time has come to do some mental calculus, because this may be the last great super-wagon. Seeing how the old CTS-V wagon had been able to hold value, along with most E63 Wagons, I may be able to justify this one.

All we can do is be glad somebody in Ingolstadt had a stroke and authorized sending these over before they wheeled him to the ER.