Here ya go, here is what $50K of numbers matching 930 turbo looks like.

The ONLY people that are going to know are the people you tell.  If this ride is just for you and always wanted a turbo but can’t stomach the real turbo prices I say go for it.  NP and drive it like you stole it...., on a track.

Tell me more about this LSd 2CV

Less of a “project” in that everything is basically plug and play. Parts on 911s mostly swap right over. This isn’t LS swapped 2CV or anything.

“Well, that’s one more miserable son of a bitch that I’ve managed to outlive.”

I really wish reincarnation were the prevalent faith in the world. I think people like Koch would be a lot less likely to be the way they are if they knew there was a chance they were going to be reborn as an refugee from South America. Which is what I’m fervently hoping happens to this bastard.

To quote Mother Theresa, “And when you’re a living saint, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab ‘em by the pussy. You can do anything.” 

She was a disaster at operating casinos as well.

And as hard as some people try, you can't take it with you. 

Libertarianism: All Roads Lead To Thunderdome

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar. 

Alright David spill the beans we all know Jalopnik doesn’t do embargoes.

So, nothing can ever break in your car? Interesting. 

but will it respond if I yell “hey PORSHEE” in my murican accent instead of Por-shuh or Por-sheh? this is a very relevant question.  

I’ve already started 3-D printing little gauge covers to sell on Amazon.

Electric eels.

“Yes please replace physical temperature dials that I can use without taking my eyes off the road with a button on a screen I must look down for,” said no one.

It’s not wild, but I’m into it, and I’m looking forward to seeing more when the car debuts in Niagara Falls early next moth.