wha?

“This is still Jalopnik; you know we’re not fancy.”

this is pretty cool but i imagine a lot of jalops are also cord cutters... Any plans for YouTube or something? i’ll never go to  paying 100+ a month for a bunch of beer and truck commercials to get beamed to my screen.

Plastic fake glass to make pillars look smaller and windows look bigger, but still...

Design Elements I hate: 10th gen Honda Civic.

Noticed this yesterday on one parked in front of my building. No. Just no. I would be hard pressed to think of a more ridiculous application of speed holes than this...

I hate this new trend of putting the reverse lights and turn signals on the bottom bumper. My eyes naturally follow the brake lights of the car ahead of me, and putting these down low seems to make it harder to notice them.

What a fool, that’s clearly the passenger’s side door.

Beta tester.

This.

Power grids nation wide are pretty close to capacity. Plus, if we have a situation where we lose people - which happens a lot anywhere that gets snow. Or rain. Or wind.... we are screwed. The fact is, a liquid fuel is just so much easier to manage in disaster scenarios. “Oh, this truck needed to save lives is out…

This all gives the Land Rover Range Rover Road Rover Sport Hybrid Autobiography Edition something to gun for.

“They say they love you, but they will forsake you. This, I know.”

I’m really happy for you Porsche and I’ma let you finish but the BMW Individual M760Li xDrive Model V12 Excellence THE NEXT 100 YEARS had the longest name of all time.

I keep wondering: if all (or at least, most) of the countries in this world would pool together a few billion dollars, and offer it to Trump in exchange for resigning, do you think he’d do it? Personally, I think he’d at least consider it.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Good for her, that is quite an achievement. Also, that TSwift song is awful... but so is Bodak Yellow.

It’s pretty easy, once it says the floor is lava. At the front left or front right of the tower you should see a lit platform (kinda like those lit areas that give you your supers when you’re regaining your powers at the Traveler’s Shart...err Shard). So you have to make sure you jump onto handrails or boxes, the…

FWIW, the spoiler warning is serious - it’s a pretty big twist that you get to go back to the Tower at the end of the campaign.

ha, i would be surprised if this counter ever makes it past 1.