How about the part that let’s any Tom, Dick, and Harry toss $100 at Valve and upload as much shovelware as they please! :D

They weren’t protesting Halloween; they were protesting asshole foreigners that invaded their train system.

No kidding. Just ask Sora. He’s had like three people’s hearts inside him for SEVEN YEARS!

The main problem, as I’ve observed, is expectations. A lot of gamers (especially the more mainstream) are not okay with smaller games. What do they want? The answer can be summed up in one word: more. More production values! Bigger worlds! More content! Quantity over quality is today’s mainstream gaming market strives…

Not to imply Nazis are good people, but your solution to this problem is to fight hatred with hatred? Doesn’t that seem a bit pointless? I mean, it’s basically the philosophical equivalent of a male gorilla beating his chest and screaming to scare off the other male who’s beating his chest and screaming. You haven’t…

That’s a surprisingly good take on Donald! Using a white wig and leaving the face open makes it look more natural.

Playing two games at once sounds like the most nerve-wracking experience ever.

The only reason Sonic is still around is because he has a massive company like Sega behind him. In less financially stable hands, the brand would’ve fallen off the face of the earth years ago.

correlation ≠ causation

I’m assuming most of the women work there by choice, and it doesn’t really hurt anyone.

I agree. Pacing is absolutely vital; which is why, despite playing mostly the same, people greatly prefer some cases in these games over others.

You see the culprit coming from a mile away, or you get to a solution a few steps ahead of the script’s pacing, and now you’re trying to get the debate to catch up to where your train of thought got to minutes prior.

Sonic Forces better be fucking exceptional if it has the gall to drag Persona 5 along with it!

You mean that fandom that everyone’s in but nobody knows anything about?

If someone makes that “Mario Paint music maker” thing a reality, they can have ALL my money!

Just when I thought playing with broken controllers was the weirdest thing the Melee community could conjure up...

I think Steam’s real issue is oversaturation. Seriously, a lot of good games are going to get buried under shovelware because of Steam Direct. I don’t care how they do it; Valve needs to monitor what’s coming into their marketplace.

This reminds me a lot of Cave Johnson’s narration in Portal 2.

So...what this all amounts to is “Sony’s security sucks”. In other news, water is wet.

See this, Nintendo? GOOD things happen when you let the fans do what they want.