Oh man. I love cooking shows and I am extremely upset I missed this one.

I was expecting to see a mewtwo with a pikachu head...

Kingdom Hearts is probably my favorite video game series (that and Suikoden but #FuckKonami for the inability to re-play those games on a modern system).

“What is even going on, here.”

Just because you want games to cater towards the normies

If you’re crunching literally all the time, then you haven’t hired enough people.  Simple as that.  Occasional long overtime (or “crunch”) can be somewhat inevitable in software development on a tight timeline like video games, but if it’s the norm then someone in management done fucked up.  The longer your workers…

“Microsoft is just protecting their bottom line when they undermine industry standards at the expense of people with disabilities... People they then turn around and sell special overpriced hardware to, allowing them to do exactly what MS prevented them from doing in the first place.” Thank you for proving my point.

It’s what I was told the “revolution” was about. Also that I’d get free stuff.

Other points aside (it really is overly convoluted and confusing), the combat only starts out as simplistic button mashing. Try that shit on the later bosses, especially those optional super bosses, and you’re in for a wooorld of hurt brother.

I’m not when it’s done right! That battle system was bad even for its time, it’s aged very poorly over the 15 years since it was introduced. It lacks the precision for both reflex and strategy, and has been done much better in many other games both before and since.

That’s all totally fair. I feel like the game doesn’t do a good job of informing you of a lot of this. I also haven’t touched the game in about a year, when I last gave up on it in frustration, so I’m willing to own up to any errors I stated and can attribute it to misremembering things. I might actually give it…

Whoa keep your logic at bay! Who ever it was did it for the worst reason imaginable. They definitely didn’t try drunkenly posing or goofing around with a statue.

Little respect for law, but even less respect for human life. There’s so much narcissism is the USA... Laws mean “don’t get caught” they don’t mean “don’t do it because it’s wrong”, people “deserve to die” or “deserve to rot/get raped” in jail and be a criminal for life, and that’s not even getting into racism, social…

And the other side of the coin “OMG I loved playing the first game and this new one looks awesome! The new main character looks sick! Installing right now, 10/10"

While I certainly understand that the way videogames “glorify” violence can make people uncomfortable, and there is absolutely some stuff worth unpacking there, this strikes me as completely ass-backwards.

A good fan of anything can tell you where it’s not great. PSO was a wonderful game where you moved at the speeds of glacier and molassas and fought enemies with all the grace of a blimp, and it remains one of my favorite experiences ever. Kingdom Hearts is a friggin mess, but damn if it isn’t a fun, enthusiastic mess.

Kingdom Hearts is the dumbest shit in the world and I’m fucking here day one at midnight to get this game.

When the guy looks better than the girl, confusing.

you know, i get you, but gamers share the blame here. they wanted to play mmos. mmos work by having dedicated teams that work on the game after it comes out with significant content, and those people need paid. gamers complained that sub fees were too much, so the companies looked for a way to have a revenue stream…

Well Disney did have Sora come out at one time.... years ago...