As someone who gave living in West Virginia a try (I’m originally from California, lived in WV for about two years, then moved back to CA) there were some good points to this article, but I think you really underplay the role of racism/sexism in Donald Trump’s election there. When I was living in WV, I routinely heard…

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Fuck yourself to death.

Um...basically all corporations that lobby for more deregulation and more protection against customers suing them—often at the expense of basic human decency? Pretty obvious.

White lady in Kansas. She’s not getting any harsh anything.

Why, apart from dick flexing

10/10 would get groceries in

And these guys aren’t some grunts, too. They have college degrees and offices. I think that, given the right tools and supplies, they can finish all of David Tracy’s projects in 5 days, and still have two more days to spare to fix up the broken cars every Jalopnik staffer has.

“You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts.”

“You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts.”

Better part of a decade to write a replacement, and they roll out this heap of dogshit. They are a such an incompetent, low-rent party.

Oh, that’s nothing.

“Anyway, like I was sayin’, BMW is the fruit of the road. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s uh, BMW-kabobs, BMW creole, BMW gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple BMW, lemon BMW, coconut BMW, pepper BMW, BMW soup, BMW stew, BMW salad, BMW and potatoes, BMW burger,…

Hastily developed BMWs are a surefire way for BMW to overcome their reputation for lack of reliability.

I just can’t wait. Maybe we’ll get a fixed-roof roadster or a pickup truck with no open cargo area to go with their fucking 4 door coupes.

Maybe people are finally starting to realize that BMW’s are overpriced, plasticky penis enlargers.