Well yes, whoever wins the Democratic nomination gets my vote. One of the few ways that trump managed to eke out a win the electoral college vote was because so many likely progressive voters were grumpy, distracted, or just stupid, and didn’t vote in 2016. So for the love of the republic: in the general election be…

He is working on starting a war with Iran because he knows it will boost his votes. That will be some big scorched earth. 

But he’s winning everywhere and he’s the smartest and most handsome man who everybody likes and people the best people are coming up to him all the times and giving him the most beautiful amazing chocolate cake and asking him where he get his suits that are most incredible suits that look so amazing on a fit man such…

Everyone just needs to tell him he’s winning. There’s no need to even campaign, because he;s got this. Winning, I tell ya.

All of us normal people do. 

Remember the time Obama got dijon mustard on a cheeseburger?

It seems the bar owner is unaware of the family track record on IOUs.

This couldn’t possibly be any more perfectly in character for that family. 

> Mexico capitulated.

Nope, dummy capitulated. Mexico didn’t stand to lose anything. American consumers did, and the fool has finally been convinced that would hurt him come election time. All Mexico had to do was say “claro que si” and wink and the clown backed down. His idiot followers believe he’s some great dealmaker because he played…

Following a pattern of “Just promise whatever and Trump will back down, you don’t have to ACTUALLY follow through with the thing” that North Korea started. 

Hold our beer - Alabama

“We’ve got both kinds of cars! Crossover AND suv!”

Nope, because they aren’t fucking morons like the Trump voters.

Listen, the moment these Indians allow Trump to build a casino on their land, it’s all gonna be better.

All I can think of is a scenario where one night you bring home a “lady friend” and she’s ready to go to town and Then y’all bust down the door and she sees the bed and goes “wtf is that?” and you say with the dumbest smile on your face “its a pagani zonda :),” and by the time you finished your sentence her clothes…

“Nunes says conspired with Mair to spread falsehoods about Nunes, including that he ‘was involved with cocaine and underage prostitutes,’”