At times it seems like they’ve been on a BS train, but it could also be the little guy (Elio) having everything that can go wrong, go wrong.

It the rumors about summer gas prices turn out to be true, people are going to come all the way back around to loving the Elio.

‘Accidentally using insure instead of ensure...’

Now I want to see the Lightning go full Mutant League Hockey and chop a guy in half.

New motto: “Has two wheels? Will ride shit out of.”

The Honda Beat was introduced back in 1991, making it older than me...

345 miles per house so we have a new gauge of speed?

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

Look, I’ll be the first to criticize the launch, nintendo really could have done better. That said, why are they held to a different standard in terms of launch lineup? The Xbone and PS4 didn’t have shit for like their first YEAR of existence, I mean PS4's launch was almost all ports.. The Switch isn’t meant to openly…

I think its time to say this so that people stop getting the impression that we’re talking about human vacation spots.

The files are...IN the computer?

In other words: The Los Angeles thing turned out precisely how everyone outside the NFL thought it would.

Half of that video made me feel like I was listening to a movie score collaboration between Hans Zimmer and John Carpenter.

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I’ve crossed the US on Amtrak many times and would do it again in a heartbeat. It’s pleasant in every way I can think of.

If it was run by the French, it’d be great. The Chinese, maybe not so much.

Damn, I was hoping it carried passengers. I'd quite enjoy a month on a train for a day trip to Wuhan.

Can’t these kids afford some safety glasses or the like?

For all of its problems, they do have a system that moves people in a speedy way. It’s not Los Angeles, for one thing.

Damn, all their issues aside, you guys have a friggin hard-on for shit-talking this company and car.