A birthday miracle!

I took a diuretic the other day to combat some crazy bloat and I couldn't go more than 10 minutes without having to pee. My kid wanted to do some stuff- like go to the beach, so I had to go and buy some Poise in case I wet my pants!

Many happy returns!

Food poisoning is the actual worst. I had it last Friday and Saturday and just wanted to die. I'm so sorry it happened on your birthday - at least it sounds like you enjoyed the dinner. What did y'all have?

First, happy birthday! Second, I was having a terrible morning a few months ago and I texted my mom whining about it. Ten minutes later she responds with this: If it makes you feel any better, I pooped in my bed!

OMG YOU SHARTED YOURSELF!!!? DID IT TURN YOU ON ANY?

Happy b-day!

"I'm having your abortion, do you wanna share a dessert?"

Somebody I really like and admire posted it, and I was like . . . noooooooooooooo.

I am a mom and it is definitely a lot of work. Different work than my 8-5 corporate gig, but certainly work. But this bugs me for a few reasons.

I'm inclined to agree given that the lyrics actually "do" run such a gamut of emotions, with:

right? it's perfect. PERFECT.

Personally, I thought it was a nice tip to people who've read the book and know how batshit things get.

This is such a big deal. For a black woman — a dark-skinned woman — to get a BEAUTY campaign. Very exciting.

Yeah I watched the HuffPo interview, and I didn't really like how they chopped Suey off as she was trying to make a point.

I had a peep milkshake last weekend and it was great. Marshmallow fluff, vanilla ice cream, whipped cream, sprinkles and a peep.

especially when her friend in the picture is clearly wearing a sign that says, "Die, Tumor, Die"?

Why is this really an issue? She was uncomfortable with the sex aspect of the dance; she did what she felt was a toned-down version and then discussed why she toned it down. Like, whatever, I'm not an uber-Christian or anything but a person's sexuality and their expression of same, whether they choose to flaunt it…