A waitress story of my own: we were at a Waffle House off the interstate near Nashville (road trip fun) and I ordered a salad. The waitress asked if I wanted cheese on it, and I said sure. It comes out with a slice of Kraft Singles gently laid across the top. Not only that, but she had carved the slice into a fun…

I felt the same way about American Hustle but was concerned I wasn't "getting it" since it was nominated for every award in existence and everyone else seemed to love it. I've realized now that it has some great performances, but the movie itself was super blah. Glad to finally see I'm not the only one who didn't like…

Thank you for sharing that. I keep thinking "Maybe I'm being too sensitive about it, I'm lucky to have a job at all, why can't I hack it, etc.," but maybe it's just not the job for me and I should look elsewhere.

Totally with you on American Hustle. I went to see it in theatres and wish I hadn't wasted $20 and 2+ hours on it. I loved the actors/costumes, hated the movie itself.

I still use Lip Smackers Dr. Pepper. It is the perfect sheer color and it smells awesome, what more could you want?

thanks, I will try it.

So, I've been a feminist for a few years now. I've also very shy, and generally only voice my opinions to people who I know agree with me. For the sake of personal growth and feminism, I wrote a piece for my university's newspaper that intensely criticized the pro-life student group that was setting up with models of…

You much watch Party Down, also created by Rob Thomas. Ryan Hansen (Dick) is one of the main cast members and he's hot and just as much of a dick as Dick.

The "staying away from people part" - that's what kept this lady away from all the parties. If it's not always effective for Grave's but won't have any consequences other than being a pain in the ass, it might be worth the try.

Same happened to me! At a birthday dinner! And I had to use the men's because somebody was in the women's and I could not wait! Happy Birthday to me!

I have hypothyroidism and use Synthroid successfully. I recently bridesmaided (?) with a girl who was undergoing radioactive iodine treatments and couldn't attend any of the pre-wedding events as a result. It put a mean cramp in her social life for a while but she came out better for it in the end.

Claudia was my favorite, but I thought Dawn was super cool and pretty. Unfortunately, I am a Mary Anne.

Icy Pops! They make mango flavored ones now. Delicious! Did you ever get the cuts on the corners of your mouth from the sharp plastic of the Icy Pops? Almost as dangerous as Capt'n Crunch on the roof of your mouth.

You're an honest person? You're honestly a piece of shit. Your advice is garbage and really, you're just projecting feelings about yourself towards others. You've convinced yourself that this advice would have been helpful to you in your youth because you got divorced to someone who you probably thought you would…

Private animal rescue groups can be simply the worst bunch of people ever. When I was looking for a dog, I remember being asked really invasive questions about my reproductive future (like the next 10 years?!) because they didn't feel that I could have both children and a pet. I've heard of people being turned down…

I have had enough of the constant negativity on Jezebel. It's boring as shit.

What?! I loved it!

You sound bitter.

Damn, u mad. I thought it was fun *shrug*