In all fairness, who wants to live in a house without a floor? Like, what would you even stand on?

She's our generation's Marie Antoinette isn't she.

Attention: Vodka

I may loathe champagne but I'll be damned if Blue Moon gets to the Final Four.

If this were the actual story line to 'How I Met Your Mother,' I would watch the shit out of it.

Probably to get a hand job from a radio actress in the back bar.

All I learned from this is that Modern Bride mentioned female orgasms before Playboy did.

Judas H. Priest, would it KILL you to make a man a sandwich and try not to look like a slob?

Ooooh...pancakes! That's what he was cooking!

NO. THE SPLINTER NIGHTMARES ALONE.

Heh. Inconceivable.

Remember when it was called Toys in Babeland? Such a good name.

I swear to god, if I have to hear one more guy tell me I should just appreciate the compliment I'm going to lose my shit.

Haha , actually it's an antique silver spoon. He also made our wedding bands. So yeah, we're not legitimately married.

Honestly dude, fuck rings! Just propose already! :)

"And the Ewoks weren't burned alive with the rest of Endor forest"
There's still time for another Return of the Jedi Special Edition... (Paging George Lucas)

Swear to g-d if they put Ewoks into Mockingjay I will cut a bitch.

And to let us know which guys to avoid and/or flip off whenever we're in town.

You don't have to wear a pant suit to be a feminist.