Wednesday, November 5, 2008.

Ok.

Megan Mullaly does not age. Asking for a guest appearance by Nick Offerman.

I just hope a long time from now, she comes clean about how she was the most powerful beard in the industry. No joke.

I’m admittedly a crappy gift buyer, but I think this is the very situation that a visa giftcard is made for. Gifts are nice, but she may have necessities that she needs to buy and not have the funds to cover it.

When I was 19 I got two STDs in one week. Where is my parade?

Counterpoint: Brave New World is better written, way more relevant, AND less heavy handed.

Tell us about all the left-wing militias, please.

shut up

This expression is the perfect response. No other response is required.

Ideas aren’t dangerous, and shouldn’t be censored.

Wow, his son is his Minime.

Those kids were born wearing khaki.

No, it is just fantasy.

omg take your vacations people. i just used up all of mine. fuck that, i earned that shit.

Welp, now I’m going to have “they alive dammit!” stuck in my head for the next 9 months.

Totally a point worth making clear. As millions of calves are slaughtered every year for dairy, and meat-eaters are squeamish about eating veal, at least the poor calf didn’t go to entirely to waste/ pet food. This vegan would prefer them to be made into nicer shoes.

Dear Lena & Amy

Miley is only 24? God. It feels like this has been going on forever.

I just want a spin-off about Emily narrating horribly violent tours about history in Nantucket to children.