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Having a big dick is nice, but if the only thing women compliment is your size, you probably need to go back to Fucking 101 and pick up some other skills.

But I already use my tits as a belt.

oh, hai. I can totallly pull this off. no problem. classy, refined, and ..... boobies!

More HATS needed this year across-the-board, I think.

I don't think he knows much of anything about women.

BACKPACKS FOREVER! My fav thing to do was pick out a bag every year. Once I had settled on LLBean behemoth for all of high school, the best part was decorating it with bitching song lyrics and homemade patches.

EVERY SHARPIE COLOR EVER! ALL OF THEM!

Like a sir!

I tried some frozen greek yogurt the other day. It was delicious and now I want more. I did it in moderation and kept it healthful though. I did this by placing it in a bowl the size of my head and cut up some bananas in it and then threw on an obscene amount of Ghirardelli hot fudge and covered the whole thing in

YOU'RE a punishment for unprotected sex.

The word problematic is an intellectual cheat. If you have an issue with him state it clearly.

So basically, the Onion is Cassandra from Greek mythology.

Listen Ariel makes 80 cents to the dollar, Tiana only makes 53. Tiana does not have time to take off work and go lollygagging in the streets. She's working that double shift to pay her bills and get that money.

More like two thousand and late.

Ha, I'm the same way! When I look at myself naked, I think I could stand to gain a few pounds. Clothed, too many things look lumpy or tight in weird places or whatnot. Makes you wonder if maybe clothing designers only design for one body type... hmm....

Combat Boots... I love a single girl in Combat boots.... Heels 24/7 are just trying to hard, " I'm Single look at me and my ______ " whereas a great pair of Jump boots say... Heart Of Darkness....