Don't know who Megyn Kelly is and don't know what a Thatcher Bray Brunt is.
BUT, thanks to baby Brunt, I have a new name for an acquaintance who names her sons -er names that are also occupations! No joke — her boys are named Hunter, Porter, Cooper, Tanner, and Sawyer. One time I told her that if she ever had a…
OK, maybe not the worst, but definitely annoying. As in, not every woman wants to hobble around on feet-destroying 4" inch heels STACY and that doesn't make her less of a woman. I got so disgusted with the two of them harassing women about footwear I stopped watching the show.
^This. You, my friend, are a genius. A smartass as well, but I like that too.
I think she can. I'd argue she was the best actor on Glee.
Watch it, CindyLou_Cthulhu - StItches wants your man! Get a handbag!
I am profoundly confused by anyone whose loins don't ignite on the mere sight of my boyfriend.
Yes...let the hate flow through you.
It's like the Pixar lamp but more penis-y.
Haha. Not only are they completely unsuited for breakfast (though I had a roommate who claimed Reese's cups were the ideal breakfast food, so Poptarts are arguably not the worst), but the calorie count on the package is for ONLY ONE POPTART! What the fuck is that? Two to a package, but you can only eat one? I call…
What I like about this, is that I could easily make it at home with better ice cream and a variety of pop tarts.
Was there some mass hiring of stoners? First the doritos taco at Taco Bell, now this.
I call it The Bird's Nest. You can sometimes almost make out the head nestled in among the bush like a bird egg. Heh.
The .gif seems to meander along to this tune (Detachable Penis)
Yep, I could tell the identical story about my husband. We call it "the mushroom" when its hibernating. Frankly, I think the growers are more fun. It's like getting a surprise toy in your Happy Meal.
"I'm from the government. We're here to help."
One of the few really smart things Fergie (Duchess of York - I'm old, that's 'Fergie' to me) said was, of her weight and by extrapolation people's weight in general, that it's about what's in your mind, and much less about your body and what you put in your mouth. Deal with whatever shit is going on between your ears…