It was a jubilee and I only remember because it reminded me of cherries jubilee which made me want some and I ended up having to go get some ice cream.

I embroider. That dress is art. Beautiful, wearable, art. Mind=blown.

I don't think this will silence those who cry for an end to monarchies, do you? (I'm twitching a bit myself—not as bad as the time I went into a rage in NYC's Cloisters' Treasure Room over all the reliquaries and books studded with gems and bound in gold and silver paid for by peasants who worked and starved…

Yeah, that's a Caribbean English thing, I think derived from Rastafarian culture (which has involved a lot of creative wordplay). The idea is that having true knowledge and awareness of something puts you in a position of power and enlightenment over it; you rule it, it doesn't rule you, so you overstand it, you…

Re: Heidi Klum and her mom....I feel like I get it. If I was Heidi's age and I looked as good as Heidi does and I was hanging out on the beach with my mom being rich and (probably) getting drunk, I would be all, "MOM! Look how fucking great I look! Take my picture. Can you believe how fucking good I look? Wait! …

So will Miley be the new Jezzie female celebrity punching bag now that it's considered bad taste to pick on Amanda Bynes since she's been shown to actually be mentally ill?

I suspect we've all already been incepted many times and this is all a ruse to convince us it can't possibly have happened yet.

You forgot cats.

Just gonna say it - Trent's looks have really gone downhill since high school. Guess even Daria has to experience the weirdness of seeing a former flame 10 years later.

To be fair Daria might be too emotive for Aubrey Plaza

Anyone remember that one time, maybe back in 2007, when Jezebel actually wrote something worth reading?

I probably would have loved getting one of these things at the fair simply because it seems like it would have a great bounce off walls.

Near-sighted and anxious?!? Then I am a rhino too! From now on, when someone makes me anxious, I will charge at them bellowing like a rhino. "What, I was just following my natural animal instincts!"

No incantations? Eye of Newt? Lock of his hair?

I, for one, love getting dick pics.

Never desired, always unwarranted.

Oh no I would def eat your goodies...and also cheez whiz ;)

It's always been my impression that Donna already gets a lot of ass. She's just too cool to bring it to the office. She keeps her professional and personal life separate. I've always admired that about her.

How 21-year-olds manage their relationships isn't relevant to anyone much over the age of 21.