Was it the episode when she goes out to the cabin with Aiden and screech-screams when she sees the squirrel? I want to SMACK her every time I see that episode. It's a fucking SQUIRREL Carrie, FFS.

That's totally my dream outfit. From when that look was in style. When I was in middle school. 20 plus years ago.

In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks you!

I like to recommend the grey posts. It's my act of rebellion.

Because God forbid an attractive woman fucks an ugly guy on TV. That neeeeever happens.

"Assholes are not fun to fuck."

I'd be curious to know if Casanova really deserves his fame.

I would go back to WWII and ride Winston Churchill like a circus elephant.

It's definitely a tough row to hoe. I've had some good luck trying to really listen to my body (ie, "Wow, I ate that candy bar and now I feel like shit, okay, let's not do that again") and it makes it easier to err on the side of caution than "let's kill off this bottle while I'm here".

Man, if I were T-Swift I'd wear the shit out of that shirt.

you me and every other trans person on the planet. <3 thank you for being curious. please keep up that attitude, there is almost no research on the subject. :(

A baby relies on nutrition from the mother before it is born. Right after birth it still needs to rely on the mother, yet all of a sudden people get all freaked the fuck out because God forbid a baby drinks fluid from a breast. SMH

It's almost like you think babies are people or something.

Next thing you know we'll be scraping the hair off our bodies! ...oh wait.

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals/ so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel...

Is anyone else dying to know which very famous person emailed Katie?

One very published person to the wise: never, ever, ever read the comments.

#TeamMags

last time I was on a plane, I was so self conscious about being fat and encroaching on someone else's space and offending them with my fatness, that I spent the entire 3 hour flight sucking in my stomach and barely breathing, also not daring to move an inch - as a result my body was so sore and I was super…