I wish I lived in a civilized country; where I live, we spend like $750 billion every year on our war machine. D:

Other than foundations, I can wear ALL THE COLORS in any palate including ridiculously bright ones. You win some, you lose some ;)

This woman laughs at your feeble attempts to stay young. Why use sunscreen when you can enjoy a nice, relaxing bath instead?

The Doctor being a woman would be great. And they should call her The Doctor. Because women are doctors and time lords, too. No need to feminize it.

Maybe next time the Doctor could be reincarnated in a show that doesn't suck...

Puritanism—the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

I'm all for foodies and food-snobs, but I think deconstructing the craft of what is essentially a frankenstein monster of wasted calories meant to cater to the id of middle america is a little much....

Oh my god, don't ruin this for me. I'm going to hold on hope for the 360-calorie breakfastgasm.

I didn't know they had an online women's plus size store! Bravo! I'm sick of paying too much for Lane Bryant. Thank you.

If a statue doesn't consent, is it "statutory" rape?

...seems legit.

As someone funnier than I succinctly stated a few articles back, "Evolutionary psychology is modern-day phrenology."

There are psychologists out there who ignore everything they learned in school or from their own research in favor of personal biases. .__.

He does evolutionary psychology, which is the crazy aunt locked in the attic to most psychologists.

Heh I remember asking my mom what cellulite was. She responded with something along the lines of "oh how innocent, sweet summer child. Winter is coming."

My best friend (white) and her boyfriend (Korean) punch each other in the shoulder whenever they see another couple with a white woman and an Asian man because while you often see white men and Asian women, other is not as frequent. Going out with them is amusing when this rare unicorn is sighted. I don't think you're…

It is much harder to keep track of dishes and such than it is my hands, which are easily kept track of and cleaned before each meal.

I bet he's been a fierce fighter against gender, race, and age bias his entire life! It definitely can't be a thing he's complaining about only just now. Nope.

Dolly Parton is an American Treasure.

The bigger the blow-up of the DoI, American flag or the Constitution on the wall, the more idiotic the show's host.