Jesus was a subversive hippie.

As another engaged person, I feel you. A coworker came up with the perfect term for me, and I've stuck with it. I call my fiance my "wife elect". It's cute and funny and gets the point across.

Good for you my friend. Now if you'll excuse me, i need to get back to reading this fascinating history book about Hitler. It says he was stuffed in a closet in his office after an British police box appeared in his office. Good stuff.

Everyone knows Amelia Earheart was abducted by aliens and is in the Delta Quadrant. Star Trek Voyager told me so and that show got so much else right i'm sure they wouldn't have messed this up.

Fat-shaming does not cause people to lose weight. It just causes them to hate themselves. It can even exacerbate the issue, if the weight is linked to emotional eating or other mental condition. Or it can cause eating disorders and unhealthy weight loss.

"There's always money in the canned ham stand!"

I tend to think once someone's "attention-seeking" behavior escalates to a certain level it becomes a matter for concern anyway. It's possible she's faking a psychiatric breakdown, but the decision to fake such a thing would, to me, suggest mental illness of some variety in and of itself.

Will it cure my son's PDD? That's the only way I'm shelling out forty bucks for deep-fried sugar bread. And we're pretty used to it by now; I think we can get by.

It also sounds pretty simple to DIY. Then again, I'm southern and if there's one thing we know how to do here it's deep-fry absolutely anything.

Uncanny.

It makes me wonder if she rejected them. The lady doth protest too much.

Eh, it won't last. She's too good for him.

Holy God I love the free market.

Is it possible to mourn something you never had? Because I think that's the emotion I'm feeling right now...

Keep people inside their own heads, keep them nervous and neurotic, and they won't notice what's really going on. (MAN I HAVE LISTENED TO GEORGE CARLIN ALL WEEKEND AND NOW I'M SO ANGRY.)

Well its blood diamonds and gold. I believe Its called a necklace, but unlike your mother its not made out of ejaculate. ;D

Because someone has to take the blame. So why not blame grandma. She deaf she can't hear what you are saying anyways.

So, you think it's annoying that we're 'forced to accept overweight people'. You honestly think we're currently 'accepting' obese people? What would not accepting obese people look like to you? Some sort of punishment camps? Or should we just be allowed to pelt them with rotten tomatoes in public?