i work with kids. i try not to side-eye parents. i don't have any kids myself, and it seems parenting is really hard.

it depends very much on the flavor.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Maybe if i buy some $4,000 shoes i can coax him away from you!

i am fascinated by how my man will triple or quadruple in size with a little bit of light petting. i don't have a body part that grows that dramatically. sometimes we'll be cuddling naked and i just start poking at it because it's so strange to me.

hahaha, quietly i feel the same way. i think he's pretty foxy.

AAAAH!

insecure women pay more money for goods, you say?

i don't care if women flirt with my partner, i mind if he flirts back. or rather, i mind if he flirts back when i'm around. innocent flirting doesn't bug me, but it's rude if i'm standing next to him. that's never been a problem, though.

this probably means you're attracted to quality more than brand. or that you don't feel like you have to prove something with your wardrobe.

this website, rawwomen.tumblr.com was also really helpful for me in learning to accept my body and take care of it.

in all fairness, have you seen Ms. Minaj's ass? it's glorious.

i'm generally against solitary confinement. but this guy? fuck this guy.

it packs a dramatic punch. I sentence you for —— bum bum bum — one THOUSAND years!!!!

i don't think i'd know anything at all about miley cyrus if it weren't for this website.

AAAGH that gif is terrifying!!

i'm with you. it took my best friend 3 years to work up the nerve to kiss me. we're celebrating our eight anniversary next month, and next summer we're getting married. i'm glad he took the chance, but we were terrified of losing our friendship.

i also live in a really white town and i try to make it a point to meet people outside of the incredibly homogenous community i grew up in. i don't want to collect people like they're trading cards and i don't think one member of a community can speak for the entire community, but i think it's important to have a…

nothing like a game of "bounce the baby" to bring families together.

all this is true. i've been a vegetarian for most of my life and i can't tell you how many times i've gone to dinner and the only vegetarian option was pasta. my irish-american mother in law very thoughtfully replaces easter ham with potatoes for me every spring.

i more or less lived off of pancakes and potatoes until i was 19. i'm an amazing cook now, but my parents didn't really know anything about how to provide a healthy and balanced diet.