oh, pish tosh. who doesn't need more produce in their life?

talk to your neighbors, particularly the matriarchs. i'm sure they'd love to teach you.

this. my mom taught me a lot of great stuff about budgeting, but shopping effectively and cooking were not skills of hers. i had to teach myself those things.

i assume they'll give out multiple coupons. $10 at a farmer's market can go a pretty long way.

I loved the second movie because it was so outrageously awful. i stood in awe of its shittiness.

like most sex things, as long as all parties involved are enthusiastically consenting, i say go ahead.

yup. that fucker. let's get him.

am i to understand that if i bring over delicious home made treats you will turn them down? because i know we don't know each other, but i'm the kind of person who cooks so well that people drop by just in case something amazing is happening in the kitchen.

on a related note, when the hell is netflix going to update parks and rec?

no no no, sleepover food is supposed to be delicious and liable to kill you if you eat it too often.

physical contact is a critical element of a relationship for me. not just sex, but hand holding, hugs, even little flicks or swats on the butt to annoy each other. my partner scratches my back every night right before we fall asleep, it's awesome. i can't imagine being able to be satisfied in a long distance…

my sister is in an LDR. she and her boyfriend are joined at the hip for 2 to 6 weeks at a time, then separated for months. they are both really independent and intense people so it seems to work out for them. i don't think i could hack it, though. i love the steady minutia of living with my partner.

Jennifer Lawrence doesn't know she's been having a secret lesbian relationship with me for the past two years, but she has. it's been awesome.

agreed. sometimes relationships aren't romantic. they goes in cycles. right now my fiance and i are all fireworks and snuggles and "My GOD your eyes!" but six months ago it was more, "hey babe, the litterbox is more shit than litter and the christmas tree is still up, maybe get on that?"

this. Charlotte's characer development was really satisfying to watch. Miranda's as well. Carrie and Samantha kind of stagnated for me at a certain point.

that food sounds gross but if i'm allowed to bring some home made cookies or something i'd love to crash that party.

i'm the same way. i have three types of yogurt in my fridge right now. effin delicious.

size 18 over here, and i've never had a shortage of fine men. my fiance is a hottie.

that sounds like pretty sound advice.

my fiance has ADHD. we tried chore charts, we tried set routines, we tried me nagging him, we tried cleaning together. nothing really stuck and i felt like his mom more than his partner at a certain point. so i just started leading by example. i'd pick one particular place to make spotless and gorgeous (usually the…