congrats, newlywed!

her feet are about hip width apart, i think if her feet were touching then her thighs would probably touch.

i LOVE that she has a little pocket of fat on her upper inner thigh, i thought i was the only one with that little pouch.

even as a kid i ranged from thick and athletic to outright fat, and my older sister was kind of willowy and petite. honestly, most of the women in my family seemed thin when i was a kid. combine that with the typical image of women in the media and the fact that barbie was the only female form i could really examine…

i would try a lot of positive reinforcement of the things you like rather than pointing out the things you don't like or aren't getting. so more, "mmm, i love it when you do XYZ." or "I've been thinking about ABC all day." rather than "Dammit, why can't you just XXX." Aside from that, just try gently expanding what…

i'm still waiting for those potatoes.

my fiance and i have been together for just under eight years, living together for five. our sex life has gone through several different phases and i'm sure it will continue to evolve, but i'm always curious about what stages might come up in the future. it seems like each couple is different, but i don't really have…

that's really cool. if you don't mind me asking, was the wedding night awkward?

ugh, that sounds rough. and the stress and pressure is bound to make it more difficult for you to enjoy yourselves. i hope you two figure out how to find a satisfying sex life together.

how effective is it? i seem to recall it only being 80% effective or something like that.

ones that don't want babies yet and can't use other forms of birth control for whatever reason?

my insurance doesn't cover an IUD and i react badly to hormonal birth control. we're only 25, so surgey to become sterile isn't that appealing yet. condoms for us!

semi-related.

she's a definite guilty pleasure of mine. i rock out to her shit in my car.

she really wasn't looking very fresh, was she? i hope everything's ok.

i think she's one of the most beautiful women on earth.

do college students really need an excuse to be a bunch of wasted assholes?

i've known a lot of stoners in my day, but by far the biggest stoner was this girl i met in a commune in new orleans. i never saw her sober. one day, while baking out her car, she sighed and said, "i'm almost done my thesis, i have to go back to school to submit it next week." i asked her where she went, she giggled…

to be fair, in the north east, "fuck you" can also mean "i love you." so i'm not sure we're really all that forthright.

we kind of play that by ear. it seems like we have a roughly equal number of cleaning pet peeves so we clean up the stuff that bugs us, but if i were to ask him to dust or if he were to ask me to clean hair out of the drain, we'd do it. it's hard to avoid going tit for tat sometimes, but we do pretty well.

i love shit tv. if i want something intellectually stimulating i read or write or learn some sort of skill, but i like my TV extra shitty. dead lawyer reincarnated as a talking dog that solves crimes with a scrappy teen girl? i'm all over it. i will binge watch that shit on netflix all sunday long.

daaaaaaaayuum.