i hate that shit. if my partner doesn't know how to do something, i teach him. if i don't know how to do something, he teaches me. neither of us find helplessness very cute, unless it's in the form of a teeny tiny fluffy thing, then we're all over it.

my fiance and i have been discussing adoption for the past few years. mental illness is really prevalent on my side of the family, and the idea of pregnancy and childbirth fills me with dread. we're not sure we want kids, but we're pretty sure if we have kids they will be adopted. i'm fine with any kid, but he said he…

indubitably.

i get it. generally they seem like nice people so i'm gonna let this one slide, but i get it.

ugh, can't believe i typed "sciencetific."

come on now....SOMEONE has to think of he wealthy straight white men!

i can't decide if it's her teeth or her eyes that frighten me more in this picture. she looks like a robot that's about to eat us all.

i used to run into the same problem when i was single. i'd get guys reiterating dozens of times that they weren't looking for a relationship and i'd eventually have to be like, "look. i like your penis. the rest of you is alright for the time being, but mostly this fling is happening between me and your penis."

that seems silly, like a diner that only serves soup.

i ordered a pair of shorts this weekend, so that's progress. i have a suit that fits very nicely and is pretty modest as far as bathing suits go, but for the time being it just stares at me from the back of my closet. i'll get there.

no worries, i'll stay over here in semi-rural south jersey. the pine barrens are lovely this time of year.

i'm sorry for your loss.

i'm not a big fan of nose rings but you're gorgeous so i think you'll probably look great.

i can sympathize. i've been in recovery for an eating disorder for the past year and a half. i'm much healthier and i think i look a lot better than i used to, but the thought of wearing a bathing suit in public still makes me really nervous. i'm going to a beach party in august, my goal is to get into a steady…

awesome! i'm aiming for $5,000 or so myself. it's tricky, because the guestlist is around 150 people. we're renting out a community house and having a sandwich bar. i'm making the cake and decorations will be minimal. hopefully it will work out.

the professor didn't present it as infallible sciencetific proof of personality, but he covered it pretty extensively and did not make it clear to the students that no part of it was true. he also presented freudian theory as though it were still considered to be the cutting edge of psychology and got really upset…

I KNOW!!!!

he kind of looks like he has an extra section of torso. but still, he's pretty freakin cute.

AGH! that dog is hideous!

darling, where on earth did you read that oral sex was invented 70 years ago? there are references to oral sex as far back as the ancient egyptians.