my god. the ladies are going down on each other. it is the end of days.

i love that guys like you exist.

i briefly attended a really shitty school that taught evolutionary psych and phrenology. i left during midterms my first semester and tranferred to rutgers, where the students and teachers all had a hearty laugh about the curriculum at my previous school.

my thoughts exactly. oral sex is a delight in and of itself, no need to disect it.

science, this is not complicated. dopamine and oxytocin are the main neurotransmitters involved in love and bonding. orgasms release both of them. also, if you've given a woman lots of pleasure before, even if she doesn't feel bonded to you she'll be willing to repeat the experience, thus giving you more chances to…

ugh, i wish we could collectively agree to just let them fade away. i listen to the adio in the car for about an hour each day, and i can't handle them anymore. it's over, guys. let it go.

john stewart is married and entirely too old for me, but i've had a crush on him since i was about 13. i just don't think it's going to go away.

that was my first thought.

what a gorgeous girl!

i live in a town with a lot of a reputable rescues and shelters, so the common thing around here is to get a rescue dog. there's a huge number of pits in shelters, so there are a huge number of pits in my neighborhood. more people meet more pitbulls, find out what a raw deal these dogs are getting, and they just keep…

it depends. goldfish, some candy and a box of cookies? meh, kind of a lackluster gift. but fancy salts, oils, vinvegars, spices, and then a few cheesy items thrown in? that sounds AWESOME. i'm registered for a few edible gifts and i'd love something like this.

i work with an autistic five year old, and from time to time something will be asked of him and he will plop down cross legged exactly where he is standing and yell out "NOT TODAY!!!" i so wish i had a .gif of this to gift to you.

for what it's worth, i'm having a cheap wedding and just about everything on my wedding registry is $30 or less. my friends are just as broke as i am, i'm not expecting any gifts from them. however, my fiance's family LOVES giving presents, so i tried to keep the registry as modest as the wedding. i don't think…

yeah, i get that. wedding are social minefields. i kind of look forward to getting mine over with. i wanted to elope, but my darling future husband is irish catholic, so that's out.

i'm not saying i agree with it, it's just one of those general ettiquette rules i've heard, like offering to clean up the dishes at a dinner party or never going to someone's house empty handed. it's a rule of thumb for gift giving at weddings, but not the only polite way to be a wedding guest. it's more of a "when in…

gifts should *always* be accepted with grace. I have gotten a lot of terrible gifts, and i've always made it a point to smile, say thank you, and be cordial about it.

why go, then? usually *someone* is getting cut from a guest list in favor of a cousin or coworker the couple isn't particularly close to. i'm planning a wedding, and i'd rather people decline the invitation so i have room to invite other people.

look, im not surprised there are brides who think this way. i'm just boggled they had the nerve to say it out loud. i always thought that was kind of a quiet but understood part of the gift giving process around weddings.

in my family, the legend is a lenape great great grandmother. it's almost certainly not true, but i have to give my grandmother credit for at least knowing what tribe was local to our region.

hm....i could see hit girl having a sizeable dose of internalized misogyny...