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we were really young, like 17 or so, so to some extent i want to give him the benefit of the doubt, but truth be told the dude was nuts and if i was older i would have known better than to get involved with him in the first place. there were just...so very many red flags...so very many.

HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED JUGGALOES YET?!

oh, no worries. when i first read it a whole bunch of reasons popped into my head on why sleeping with a derby girl might be a bad idea, so i was just curious which reason it might be.

incidentally, "talks about derby too much" was not on that list, haha.

i love the sport itself, but i seem to hang out mainly with the male players, the refs/coaches, and the moms who are there so they can do something just for themselves. they're a much lower drama crowd.

yeah. i could see that. i played on a league where everyone was OBSESSED with the league, not even the sport, just constantly gossiping about who did what during what game and the glitter and fishnets associated with the image...it did get really fucking old. i'm on a league now that isn't so much like that, more like

heh. could have been worse, he could have been telling the truth!

my first boyfriend turned out to be a heroin addict. i was young and didn't know the signs, and now as an adult i wish i could pat my younger self on the head and call her a poor little lamb.

why no derby girls?

oh oh oh!! the guy who has elaborate fantasies that he got from porn and REFUSES to tell you about because it will spoil the spontaneity, but then when you don't act EXACTLY like the woman in the porn he immediately loses his erection and starts sniveling like a little boy.

i had a guy pretend he was HIV positive when i broke up with him. that sucked.

thanks! i don't really understand how the commenting hierarchy works around here. how do i get out of gray? maybe i'm still gray because i responded to a grey person? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

i generally go with black. i love the way white suits look when they're brand new, but after actually swimming in them i feel like they always look kind of dingy.

you know what? fuck it. i'm gonna start doing that. i've been wanting to run in just a sports bra since the weather warmed up, maybe it's time to go for it.

just wanted to pop in and let you know that your user name makes me giggle. fantastic.

aw, thank you.

right? it's fucking ludicrous!

two sides of the same coin, right? i'm glad you've learned to love yourself, keep it up!

glad to help!

ERG!!! THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!

i had a galaxy print skirt that i thrifted when i was 14 in 2001, and i LOVED it. i wore that shit all through high school and my freshman year of college. now it's back and while i find myself feeling nostalgic for it, i'm also a little bored of it. guys, i already did that, please make something new to amuse me!