i love old navy yoga pants, by the way. my hips and ass are huge and my thighs touch all the way down, but those suckers hold up.

my point is, what's going to make them healthy? what's going to make them think it's worth it to eat right and exercise? because it's not going to be yet ANOTHER person pointing out that they're heavy and it's not healthy. they fucking know. i've been fat since i was 6, and after 18 years of fat jokes and crash diets…

feel free to copy and paste as needed. i'm tired of running alone in the woods and weight training in my living room with the blinds closed and going YET ANOTHER summer without so much as putting on a bathing suit (5 years and counting) and then STILL hearing this bullshit about how unhealthy my lifestyle is. i just…

i have been *quite pleased* with gap and old navy lately. it's pretty fucking difficult to find clothes in 18 tall but they always seem to have what i need. at this point i think 90% of my wardrobe is from there or modcloth.

offbeat bride has been a big help for me, but at the same time i read SO many stories about brides getting shit for their wedding choices that i sometimes wonder if it's putting me in a defensive mood when i don't need to be.

first off, as much as people pay lip service to health=beauty, the reality is the ideal that we uphold as the most beautiful is not connected to health. second, size does not necessarilly indicate health and i'm willing to bet you are not a phenomenally gifted doctor who can diagnose people based on a handful of…

i don't understand why people are so up in arms about people making more babies. there are BILLIONS of us! we're overcrowded! let's chill out a little bit and let the population diminish a bit.

woo! i love that colored wedding dresses are making a comeback. i'm wearing yellow!

Bob here. The tornadoes and hurricanes are getting bigger, earthquakes are coming out of nowhere, and a massive meteor is expected to hit earth any second now! if we manage to survive all this, the sun is still scheduled to explode sooner or later.

what? how is this a problem? make ricotta out of it, then use the leftover fluid as plant fertilizer/a supplement for animals.

shirtless greeter clearly missed his calling as an interpretive dancer.

pssshhht....women don't care about looks, just money and obedience, duh.

i hated the idea of uniforms when i was a kid, but i've really been warming up to it. maybe allow for freedom in accessory choices or something?

i ran into that shit A LOT in middle school. at the time it was the trend for shirts to juuuust barely make it to the waistband of the pants, but these clothes were cut for women who were around 5'6". i was 5'10", so i was constantly getting in trouble for my shirt not fully covering my back or stomach.

i like jessica simpson shoes in spite of the brand, and i have a kat von d eyeshadow pallette that i really like, but i don't really know anything about her except that she has tattoos. aside from that i generally try to avoid celebrity products.

i didn't know that. i've actually never dated blood. i've either been low on iron, recently tattooed or fresh off a trip to a third world country. i might qualify a few months from now, maybe i'll try then!

i'm AB, so i'm just a selfish jerk that doesn't help anybody but herself.

chucks are fine, but now they have to be clean chucks, the raggedy ones are no longer cute. jeans are also ok, go for a dark wash that fits nicely. throw on some quality accessories and swap sweatshirts for cardigans or blazers, and you're good to go.

i wear dresses when i'm feeling lazy. no need to match anything, wearing a dress narrows my footwear choices down to 2 or 3 pairs, pull my hair into a bun and i'm good to go. then i spend the rest of the day fielding questions about what i'm so dressed up for.

i've had a lot of luck with the tall section of old navy/gap, and delias is good too but kind of juvenile.