is there a sassy obama meme? i would like to read it.

yeah...that's how i ended up with a pitbull, a cat that growls regularly, and a black cat that can't really be bothered with new people.

i don't know...i think it takes a certain amount of self control to sit down before going out, say to yourself, "this is how much i can afford tonight." and then only bring that amount out.

what's so wrong with having a dress code? i don't think it even has to do with sexuality, just that it's not professional to come to work with your ass hanging out. i'm all for using fashion to express yourself, but i feel like people my age and younger have no concept of what it means to dress apropriately.

i'd call it unusual, but i don't think it's cruel.

oil compromises latex. so don't use oil as lube. traces of oil just in the general area of where you're having sex isn't an issue, but if you or your partner like using a lot of oil and then going right from massaging into foreplay, or if there's a lot of oil on the hands of whoever is handling the condom, the condoms…

hand crank flashlight with a built in am/fm radio. they're usually lightweight and water resistant as well. even if the apocalypse never comes, they're useful in a blackout.

changingthepresent.org

assuming you like the person, quality time. go to a museum together. maybe a little trip to your nearest city. a concert. a long drive. they may not like "stuff" but would still appreciate you taking some time to be with them. if you really feel the need to give them something physical that they can hold in their…

i really enjoy how your mind immediately went to "intellectual slut gifts."

any suggestions for newlyweds who don't take baths together but regularly shower together and love to massage each other but don't use massage oils because they compromise the effectiveness of condoms?

Q: how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

your comments always make me snicker.

i know who michele bachman is but i didn't recognize her standing next to the flaming unicorn. she has the look of a woman in a very dry marriage.

ah. i am familiar with michele bachman but i didn't recognize her in this picture, and id never seen a picture of her husband. i'd heard the rumors...this picture is really all i need see to believe them.

i don't know who either of these people are, but i can tell you're right.

i planned to wear it with my sexy little geisha costume while dancing to El Scorcho.

oh man. thank you for that.

i love gift cards, but i'd definitely rather get cash. i hate superfluous stuff and i rarely have money to buy myself something nice, so it's really refreshing for me to be able to go to a store and treat myself without feeling like i should be saving or paying off my student loans or just generally doing something…

oh...i know. it's delicious but definitely just an occasional treat.