OH MY GOD. TELL ME YOU HAVEN'T USED THE PEPPERMINT SOAP. YOU FEEL LIKE YOUR HOO-HA IS ON FIRE!

I DO

I read that somewhere, too, and all it did for me was seal the deal, lameness-wise. I mean, if they really wanted to get that ridiculously literal about things, why not name the baby *Arctic Circle* and be done with it.

Actually, they revealed why they chose the name. Kim said they named the baby "North" because, "North is the highest thing. There's no higher thing than North." She apparently thinks that north isn't a direction rather a height or something.

This was sickening to watch. Her picture should be in the dictionary under White Women's Tears. No mention of her treatment of Black employees. No mention of her waxing nostalgic about slavery. She and the MSM have narrowed the entire controversy down to her use of a slur and now she's playing the victim. It…

Side note: is anyone even slightly surprised that this dude who proudly and gleefully documented his affairs and no doubt thought himself sexually liberated was made to blush and swoon by a book that detailed female sexual pleasure?

I fucking let myself get trolled by some guy who wanted to know how I could be proud of myself AND fat. I needed this from Melissa today, thank you.

Because she's talented and awesome.

UNREPENTANT FART MACHINE

I had a professor in college who would bring his little pooch, Paquita, to class every day. One day he was lecturing away and going past our usual break, and Paquita deuced the stankiest deuce onto the floor in the middle of the classroom.

Too long. Tell him to go with, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

Is it wrong that when I first read "Doug and Courtney", these were the two that popped into my head? Because if so, I don't think I want to be right.

Silly me — I'd thought my wedding was a party I threw for myself to celebrate our love, not a Ponzi scheme to make money.

OK - after reading the article, AND all of the posts, here is my judgement and I suggest you take it as the final word.

When the bride says that weddings are to make money for the future, that kind of clues one in that the marriage is a sham.

The moral of this story is that gays and lesbians are exactly like straight people and just as likely to be insane and petty over wedding things as anyone else.

I have never in my life seen as many "Ugly Americans" as I did on the plane from the US to Haiti.

loved this article. I had a friend that wanted to go join the arab spring because he "wanted to feel like he was a part of something." I could not even begin to vocalize what an elitist, selfish, horrible idea that was. UUGGHHHHHHH.

This has always boggled my mind, that apparently fatphobia can trump capitalism. Because almost nothing trumps capitalism! There is fucking MONEY to be made in the fat fashion world, and making bigger sizes isn't exactly rocket science.

This. I'm relatively an old so I've seen more than my share of them up close and personal and in all colors, sizes, etc. I can honestly say that any time a woman was willing to let me get that close to hers, it was the most beautiful one I'd ever seen.