@Sadisticbeez: Ew, I hadn't noticed that. Seriously, who told her this dress was a good idea?

@Slickanicka: My thoughts, exactly. It's her business if she had her breasts done, but someone really should have suggested a different garment. This, um, doesn't suit her body.

@Krissyro: Patricia Heaton makes my head fucking explode. I saw her on a late night talk show bitching about how her PR lady didn't tell her that shoes are cheaper at Nine West. "OMG, life is such a struggle, I didn't realize you could buy $100 shoes instead of $400 shoes!" Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Adding those pro-life…

Honestly, I'm a little sick of seeing Ms. Lively's boobs all the time, it seems like her wardrobe on Gossip Girl consists entirely of cut-to-the-navel gowns. That said, I'm insulted by the crappy, crappy photoshop job Vogue has done. I'm not going to make a value judgment on Vogue or women's breasts or plastic surgery…

Generally these adorable photos of the First Couple make me all "oh how sweet, aren't they adorable? We should all be so lucky," but something about Barack in this one makes me feel more like "move over, lady, he's mine." Hooo, boy. [fans self]

@annebreal: Precisely. They say "oh, well we thought this girl would look like her picture" but if they've hired dozens of emaciated girls who did not look like their picture (and apparently never had a live casting or go-see), you'd think they'd say "fuck this noise, we're going to Ford+" or whatever for the future…

@AnnieSaBu: If I hadn't already hearted you, I'd be hearting you for this.

@titania1285: Yeah, I'm pretty sure cougar, puma, mountain lion and panther all refer to the same critter. Wikipedia backs that up: [en.wikipedia.org]

@elizaboo: More like the hair to the throne. Ba dum bum!

@Marimomo: I've been told since I was in my teens that I'll "change my mind" and "in time" will want children. I'm 31 years old, still don't want children.

@xoxoxoe: Oh shit, I didn't even consider bringing "live together, die alone" into it.

@funchefchick: I have a "velcro" dog, too. Last year we moved from Chicago to Seattle, I insisted on renting a car (we don't own one) and driving the whole way so we wouldn't have to fly her. Turned out to be a fun trip.

@sayah: I think I said "you fucked a plastic sheep?!" and left it at that.

@14Kgold: I'm a firm believer that Hurley will end up the final "guardian" of the island. He'd be an awesome Jacob, all "sup, dudes."

@sayah: So I dated this guy in college who had one of those blow-up sheep, which he bought for shits and giggles. After he got it home, though, his curiosity got the best of him and he had sex with it. He said it wasn't very much fun.

@Oceanic: That's going to be my new answer for everything.

@funchefchick: Gah, that's definitely going on my no-fly list.

@thePrototype: The police are absolutely allowed to check that any resident is here legally, as long as they have a legal reason to do so. You robbed a bank? They want to see your papers. You're walking down the street, minding your own business? They have no justification to ask for your papers.

I find it interesting that France is enacting this ban at the same time as they are celebrating taking the old law prohibiting women from wearing trousers off the books. "Look, we don't dictate what women can wear anymore! By the way, take off that niqab, we don't let women wear those."

@toxicrocker: Oh, I had my mom's voice in my head! "Don't be such a pill!"