@recovering hiptard: It took me many years to recognize this when it happens, and a few years to convince the man, but now we have a pretty nice system where I'm allowed to say "dude, don't even bother" if I can tell it's not going anywhere.

@TheUnicornQueen: Well, he probably doesn't get it since he shits from his mouth.

@shanghai xiaojie: So it acts like a long-range poop alarm? That's even worse!

@Katharsis: Wait, you eat the bottom?

@MakeMeSmile: Didn't you know that Canadian healthcare is provided by the Disney Store?

@fatmonalisa: LOL! Nice catch!

@copious: I think Rich described her as looking like a cross between Denise Richards and Peter Gallagher. I found that very apt.

It doesn't sound like he wants a wife, he wants a maid he can have sex with.

@voteforme: I like this! He's working really hard to put people where they're "supposed" to be. He also seems to be playing a kind of Jacob role, turning them each onto the island's path.

@Ninja Robot Pirate: The trying is funny to imagine, the succeeding is what sucks.

@waitingoutthestorm: They took all the muscle and power out of her legs and feet in the front image. In the "before" image you can see her legs working, the the "after" they're not doing anything. It's boring.

@MWAussie: Really? Karl Lagerfeld? I would think all that cheese and maple syrup would send him into some sort of fit.

@Rilo-Andy: Zing!

@fattylumpkin: Would you like to trade fiances? Maybe just for a weekend?

@I Love You But Ive Chosen Telecomic: Maybe not a ton of photoshop, just great lighting. You can see freckles on her collarbone and wrinkles around her eyes. If this had been Self or Good Housekeeping she'd be as smooth and even-toned as a barbie doll.

@thechibster63: I bet a lot of women get them removed after a few years. Either that or they get a prescription for vicodin, I guess? *shrug*

@newmakcity: I *do* understand desiring her look and I know exactly what she's going for, but I still worry that she's going to regret it, or become horribly disfigured due to complications of all these surgeries. She can't go back to looking like the person she was before, that's very scary.

@thechibster63: Saline or silicone implants are probably heavier than natural breast tissue, since they're more dense.

@keldo: I think she's probably biodiesel.

@backoffhipster: Yes, I have. My solution is to have a separate wardrobe of "weekend" clothes. Nicer clothes that I don't want to get dirty or destroyed by chemicals, and are also impractical in the lab. For example, the only sweaters I can wear to work are cardigans, because if I'm in an enclosed space and it gets…