Oh no, I have an account on VWvortex. Hopefully nobody decides to use it and argue about bags or vaping setups in the MK5 forum.

Thanks. Maybe I will get 1,000 likes so Jesus will save Jalopnik from the Gawker fire sale. Hey, maybe I should make a Meme for that haha!

Oh, there’s plenty of places here worthy of being defecated on haha.

Yeah, well try living I Los Angeles in the maze of concrete jungle. Ain’t no bushes to shit behind on the 405 haha. I d0 2000-2500 miles a month, you learn what not to eat and to plan ahead.

The one and only downside is that SOHC engine. If it ever needs a rebuild good parts are apparently very hard to find. Amazing it still has it as they were tossed for V8s. Hell, I’m tempted to go buy this thing.

I love this car, however Toyota did a huge disservice to itself by limiting the power of this car from the get go, and not releasing a turbo version after a few years into the run.

Nice. I can’t wait to see the details and progress. You going to get it ready for ESJ 2017?

Always love your writings. I couldn’t imagine not having a car, let alone a car that was just a “point A to point B” appliance. I’m a car guy. It’s a lifestyle as we know.

I would severely miss your posts and musings. The rest of Gawker can suck my left nut.

Jalopnik is the only thing in Gawkers shit portfolio of left of Lenin, liberal biased smear “journalism” (it hurts to type that word and associate it with Gawker) and dirt tabloid posts. I hope you guys get picked up and broken off as a stand-alone and Gawker, Jezebel, and all the other Shit rag sites fold.

1st gear : Who the hell believes the mpg claim on the monroney anyway???? I never have. Its never been accurate.

I missed that car, I’ll get the next juan.........

See, they naturally get filtered out. However the ones in their 40s or older, their age emboldens them, their experience hardens them, and it gets worse. Those are the ones you have to worry about. I have friends that are in this age bracket that still think they’re in their 20s.......

Do we still do COTD? That gave me a good laugh. Tragically funny, like when a clown is murdered.

Age and treachery will always triumph over youth and guile. I was taught that phrase, and lesson by an old Vietnam vet I was fucking around with (we were friends but he had a number of years on me). I got him in a headlock and be stabbed me in the hand with a screw driver. Good times. His one brain cell and mine, he…

An 8 yearold gets killed by an accident, this oxygen thief continues stealing our precious air. This is why I believe there’s no god.

The reason European cars now have turnsignals on the mirrors instead of the fendet is because of a change in ONE countries law (i forget which one) recently thay stated side markers had to be a minimum of xxxx” MM from the road surface. Well that put them in a hideous spot on the belt line so they are on the mirrors…

Usually, not always (some cars have duals) but seems that most cars fuel filler location is on the opposite side of the car from where the tailpipe exits. Start looking and you will be like “oh wow no shit?!?!?”

Thats a nice combo. Good for Ford. Should be a blast to drive.

Lady in the black jacket wanted to act all tough when there was only two cops with their hands tied.