See?

Craaaaaaaaaazy eyes

LaRoche got them crazy eyes.

Those eyes, though.

We already made contact with Cruz.

They really need to sign fat Chipper and stick him at first.

Maybe the Braves can gain the record for most losses to start a season!!! Let's aim high, Fredi!!

But..But...But...PIZZA BURGER!!!!

My only surprise is that Duncan Keith is not in the Top 10. Seems like I see more Keith jerseys than Toews or Kaner.

aw, shitfuck. Well, thanks!! I'll look into the steam stuff. no more milk in car.

Burning the car is not an option. I just bought it 6 months ago!

Please note that he is dumping his milk both inside and outside of his car seat. The seat has been cleaned - that's easy - dumped the cover in the washing machine. Now I just need to save my car's damn upholstery.

I asked you a fucking question. Do I have to ask Drew instead?! (PLEASE, GOD JOLIE, NO!)

I had some joe schmoe hotel employee decide he had to show off his ring when I was checking into a best western. I assumed it was fake.

Us Dad comedians need to form a union and demand concessions. And by concessions, I mean beer and raucous laughter at each of our jokes.

Just go with it. pretend he's actually 11.5 feet tall. Also, call him 'Tiny'.

he used my question once! I don't remember what I asked or what he answered.

Those pants tho.

My little one (about 18 months) has been dumping or dripping out milk on my cloth car seats for the past few months. It's been making the car STINK. I just figured out that this was the cause, now I need a solution. Any ideas for removing the stench of rotten milk from car upholstery?

I prefer speedballs.