Houston is the most miserable shithole of a city I have ever been to. And I’ve been to Detroit AND St. Louis. AND CLEVELAND. Houston is worse than those three individually, and combined. Hell, Houston is all of LA’s worst impulses combined, without any of the good things or charm. And LA is utterly devoid of charm.

THis is WAR, SCOCCA. I WILL DESTROY YOUR PATHETIC WASTREL OF A SAD SACK CITY.

OTOH, it's also possible that they could just not lose again until next season.

I’m a Bulls fan. Seeing the record fall would make me sad. That said, if the Bulls are to retain the record, I want it to be because the Warriors weren’t good enough to break the record. Because they choked. Not because their Coach (who was on that team) rested the starters. It would taint the Bulls record. So, go for…

Yes. Well known for being home to a large jewish community.

Also, too - That poor baby mama.

I just discovered that the spouse of my estranged brother told me that they had a baby. A year ago. We may not get along, but this is something I would have liked to have known.

Odd, I picture Tom Ley saying "I dank."

Ghostbusters does not look mediocre. IT looks awesome. So does this. What I’m trying to say is you’re a bad commenter and you should feel bad and you should stop commenting until you can stop writing bad comments and you should feel bad.

You're a WOMAN?! WRITING ON A SPORTS WEBSITE?! ABOUT NERD MOVIES?!? cool.

You know what else is good? Vlasic Pickles and Cream Cheese.

public shaming?

Try dipping it in Grape Jelly!

Right now, at work, I am eating pasteurized process American cheese-food (kraft individual wrapped slices FTW) and jif Peanut Butter. You know what makes it worse/more delicious? The Smuckers Grape Jelly I’m dipping it in before putting it into my food-hole.

That’s what my wife is for!*

What about wins 117-162? Aren’t those pretty great? Since you’d set an all time record for regular season wins with each win starting at 117?

Over an inch long, about a half inch wide, stuck out a bit too maybe a quarter of an inch. Relatively speaking, it was huge.

No, I'll pass on sexing the Rock. He is not someone I would go gay for.

It never gets old. I laugh every time I see that picture.

Hey, you're not a Jezzie. You're one of those from Gawker. This isn't Gawkspin day, its Jezspin day.